Step One: Gather 10 Zeptocyte Cores in the Forgotten Shore in a single session. Step Two: 1v1 Randal the Vandall. Everytime you die, one of your exotics is dismantled. It starts from your highest level one and goes down, even if it's in your Vault. Step Three: You must go to Miami, Florida and build a Sparrow in "Destroy, Build, Destroy". You must ride it directly from Florida to Bungie Headquarters in Bellevue, Washington, with hyperaccurate Taken Phalanxes along the trail. If you ever stop or are hit by a Phalanx, you must restart the entire quest. Step Four: Win 10 Mars Sparrow races in a row without ever hitting the fans against professional NASCAR racers and hacked Mario Kart racers. Along the track, there are Hobgoblins with fully automatic, tracking, one-shot snipers. Step Five: You must 1v3 fistfight Mike Tyson, Muhammad Ali, and Bruno Mars. Step Six: Win American Idol against Frank Sinatra. Step Seven: 1v8 gunfight against all 8 incarnations of James Bond. Step Eight: 1v1 lightsaber fight against Yoda. Step Nine: 1v1 Energy Sword fight against the Arbiter. Step Ten: Complete 500 flawless runs of Vault of Glass, Crota's End, Level 35 Prison of Elders, and King's Fall; all on hardest difficulty. Step Eleven: Get a 500 K/D in Iron Banner with No Land Beyond and Vestian Dynasty only. Step Twelve: With a fireteam of two, fight Xur while he is in a giant mech with every Exotic equipped. His mech can detect invisibility and is only vulnerable to melee, and has a one-shot melee attack with a 50 meter radius. At the end, his mech morphs into two weapons; the Vex Gjallarclast and The Last Hawkthorn. The two players must duel each other, and whoever wins gets the Exotic he/ she used. The loser is permanently 290 Light. https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/11247134_1474214672876736_1585075742_n.jpg http://40.media.tumblr.com/c1b581835ec595ec728a86bd662c9415/tumblr_inline_nrytxtIsc81sgo7fg_1280.jpg Obligatory Credits: [spoiler]Thanks to AWildWaterYork and NovaSyn7 for helping.[/spoiler]