Speakers drink of choice; [b]Porch, on the rocks. [/b]
[u]Ingredients + Preparation:
[/u]-unknown
[u]Comments:
[/u]-Speaker rarely seen holding this drink, characterized by its gray, cloudy appearance. It is a mysterious brew.
-Rumored to contain the very [i]souls[/i] of previously notable offtopicans, adjacent to Speaker's alleged involvement in the [b]Pizza Friday Case[/b] (currently undergoing Investigation). [spoiler][quote] What do I do?[/quote] Paste some rather large googly eyes on a select (preferably palm sized) stone. Name your new friend. [/spoiler]
English
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Hey! Why are you filming my house!? *grabs the water hose*
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Idk, you have a cool house Speaker.