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Edited by Samcara Tree:
12/2/2014 1:07:20 AM
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Become a Legendary Farmer!!
[quote]Destiny is a previous generation first person shooter role playing game with minimal massively multiplayer online capability and featuring a precedented combination of cinematic and card storytelling, cooperative, competitive, and public gameplay that is all the same, and a few inpersonal activities that are woven into an unexpansive, unpersistent, and completely online world. Venture out alone or join up with friends to do the same thing over and over again for little to no rewards in a closed off world with little communication in game. The choice isn't yours.
Personalize and upgrade a few aspects of how you look and fight with a extremely limited combination of armor, weapons, and visual customizations only to be kicked off the server by our incompetence. Take your upgraded character into every mode, including campaign, cooperative, social, public, and competitive multiplayer, unless you don't have a connection to the internet or a upgraded membership with PlayStation Network or Xbox Live or 6 players to complete a raid on your choice of system.
Explore some of the ancient ruins of our solar system, from the redish dunes of Mars's backside to the some what lush jungles of Venus's only city, that are both completely infested with robots and aliens, in our restricted maps, which you won't be able to look at in game for any reason. Fight our RNG system and wield incredible weapons and powers that will eventually get toned down for their popularity rather then being over powered, to defeat your enemies most of the time. Reclaim all that we have lost, after we sell you our over priced expansions that have content that is already on the disk but locked.
Become a Legendary Farmer as you spend hours grinding the entire game.[/quote]
This Satire, it is not be taken seriously, no matter how true it may be. I made this in another post as a joke, we thought it was funny, I am sharing it now, don't get your panties in a twist over it.
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Welcome to destiny....the most time grinding since gears were a thing....
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1 ReplyEdited by SEV THE DEV: 12/6/2014 2:01:44 AMthis is disturbingly true........ EDIT: [spoiler]but I keep playing!?![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHey cool, me and you bought the same game!
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1 Replylol! As much as I love Destiny this is 100% true!
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3 RepliesHahahahaa.. omg I think I pee'd a little. As someone who has a STUPID amount of time into this game lmfao
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Love this, keep up the good work.
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*removes Reading glasses dramatically* dear god.... he's right!
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1 ReplyThat's actually pretty accurate.
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1 ReplyMy panties... There twist is to bad.
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1 ReplyI love the game, but growing weary of the endless grinding and hours and hours of farming. Wish the game had a more sytematic way to advance your character.
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1 Replyholy shit they should put this on the back if the game case, it's so accurate
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1 ReplyAdvertising without the BS. You should be hired by bungie because a least you don't lie through your teeth.
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1 ReplyI must admit, this did give me a good laugh or two. Nice work, Tech.
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2 RepliesThis is so true yet i still play everyday. For Hundreds of total hours on three characters, I think I may be Insane.
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1 ReplyThis proves the game is entertaining enough that i don't need rewards to have a good time. I max out my marks every week but still do a tiger strike for the fun of it. No bounty quartermaster will tell me how to spend my time on destiny. I'll do what Ifeel like doing. Everything in the post is true but i have a good time. And if not? A break for a day has me coming back. Money well spent
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Edited by Samcara Tree: 12/3/2014 2:54:07 AMthaught I would share my modified game description from the store....I think its more accurate now, what do you guys think?
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3 Replies-blam!- you! lol
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3 RepliesAgree with ya, man. Still, somehow, against all reason, I continue to play.
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1 ReplyFirst post that actually made me lol. Soooo true but I keep playing -.-
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10 RepliesCan't help but chuckle about your avatar. It looks like it's whining and bitching, which fits with most of the comments and posts I've seen from you on these forums. ;)
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1 Replyfarmersonly.com
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3 RepliesYou put way to much effort into this
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7 RepliesThis is a game... If you are a miserable prick go visit your mom and mope to her about your sad perspective on life. Don't tell me how I should live my life. Ha
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1 ReplyDoesn't want to put effort into the game.. Writes a novel about the game that no one gives a shit about
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1 ReplyNice. Lol
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1 ReplyEdited by GHOSTfartz: 12/1/2014 11:39:27 PMI commend the effort! It's gave me a laugh or two... or three lol But it is definitely more accurate
