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originally posted in:Officer Nastys Deputies
5/8/2014 1:50:48 AM
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You are now the president of the USA
What is your first order of business, Mr. President?
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Declare war on a sovereign nation. Then say it is for the sake of peace.
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Give the people what they want! [spoiler]weed[/spoiler]
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Invade Cambodia. Tell people it wasn't an invasion.
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2 RepliesFire Officer Nasty [spoiler]Ha[/spoiler]
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Let the Rhino party annex the U.S.
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1 ReplyMake the prison system rehabilitate people. Make weed legal. Make switchblades/gravity knives legal. Require political awareness and logic/debate classes in government schooling. Break up the ISP monopoly before it gets bad. Make a speech explaining how shitty professional victims are. Kill Obama because he's black. The holocaust never happened. Pee in my ass. [spoiler]Can you tell where I stopped being serious?[/spoiler]
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Hit the club with Bibi
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7 RepliesEdited by Infiltrat0rN7: 5/8/2014 2:24:40 AMWe are invading Russia. >Strike major offensive on major Russian cities (Russia wouldn't nuke their own civilians) >Strike Factories/Food sources so it would weaken supplies >Capture ports >Do a giant pincer movement on Russia >Russia is kill Also we are dragging NATO, Japan, and Eastern Euro into this shit Oh yeah, PMC's will be a large factor too.
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1 ReplyEdited by DeclinedA01: 5/8/2014 2:19:39 AMBan guns Raise taxes to 100% Cut all government spending Send in military to kill everybody Nuke the world Fly to the moon.
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1 ReplyTabacco will now be illegal. Same with marijuana. Gay marriage also legal. Salary caps for people who are overpaid such as athletes and CEOs, that money goes to charities.
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Make america part of the Common wealth ;)
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Dismantle Israel.
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5 RepliesFix everything Obama screwed up, this includes bringing back NASA
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Invade Europe. Watch fireworks on the telly.
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3 RepliesEdited by IIx luke xIII: 5/9/2014 11:54:09 AM[i] [/i]
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Force everybody from their home and relocate then to Greenland.
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Edited by CTZYX: 5/9/2014 2:46:22 AMIncrease taxes more so with wealthy and less with the poorer, make laws to lower cost living country wide, fund NASA to get our asses into space.
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Nobody would want me as president. The first thing I would do is start a war with Vietnam and institute a draft. All draft dodgers would be put in jail for life or executed; their choice. I would not hold back and basically just drop bombs everywhere. In the end, with luck, Vietnam would become a wasteland. (For all you Vietnamese people, I kid.)
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3 RepliesPUSH FOR SPACE EXPLORATION. WE CAN GET SOME CRAP DONE WITH ME IN CHARGE.
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5 RepliesUse guns i have confiscated to make congress legally allow me to be president until the day i die. Then: 1. Instead if deporting Justin Bieber, give him enough heroîne so he kîlls himself 2. Rehire Marty 3. Fix this damñ country
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3 RepliesMake bungie release Destiny now.
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1 ReplySign a bunch of executive orders that would raise the tax rate on the 1%, upgrade the infrastructure of the country, decline on the keystone pipeline, forgive the debt of every college graduate in the last 10 years, and dump a bunch of funding into R&D for cold fusion.
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2 Replies1>Kill all americans 2>Invite Chinese to come and build 3>Building complete 4>Sell to UK 5>??? 6>Profit?
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Pull a Nixon.
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I'll make you my personal assistant bby
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1 ReplyNuclear war against Japan then I would put all our money into researching space travel theen after that I would leave a fedora on my desk and disappear without notice and jump off a bridge dramatically
