This will be the (fictional) story of the Cryptard, Master Rahool.
[b]this section is based off of the line from Petra saying rahool's a betrayer[/b]
[i]Rahool's origin and escape from the reef:[/i]
Our story begins with our "hero" living happily in the reef with two other cryptarchs: the one that can be found at the reef, (whose name is master Ives), and one we've never seen (let's call him jimmy.) Rahool & jimmy were rivals, and they went head-to head often. The queen used Jimmy's cryptarching services more, and that invoked rahool's wrath. He murdered jimmy and cut varik's top two arms off, and fled the reef in that one brown ship you can see at the tower. (That's rahool's)
He got to the tower and found new business among the guardians. He was also a douche and gave green items from legendary engrams sometimes.
[b]this part will be based off the remains in the loot cave that say a million deaths weren't enough for master Rahool.[/b]
[i]The loot cave & Rahool's slaughter[/i]
Rahool didn't like the guardians bringing so many legendary engrams from the "loot cave" because he wanted them to buy stuff from his crappy stock. He went to the place where people had said that mysterious "loot cave" was, and there he saw it! Guardians shooting enemies in the cave and getting a load of engrams, mostly blue & purple! He was furious. He pulled out his Gjallarhorn (that some poor guardian should have gotten from an engram but instead got shards) and shot the guardians to dust, then trampled their ghosts. He then slaughtered the hive in the cave, and the only thing left was some blackened remains.
He returned to the tower, where the speaker was waiting for him. But Rahool was crafty. He bribed the speaker in motes of light to never tell anyone what he had done.
TL;DR: [spoiler]Rahool is EVIL[/spoiler]
[spoiler]read the whole thing[/spoiler]
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Edited by BloodyBullet258: 5/19/2015 12:37:03 AMIm going to kill him he -blam!-ing gave me a green for me exotic I KNOW SOMETHING WRONG.(not kidding before the first update i did get a green from an exotic)
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Notice me senpai
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Edited by ZHX1138: 7/7/2015 9:56:01 PMWould you like a Purple Engram? It contains such glorious treasures. Maybe a Gally? maybe a Fate of all Fools? *Opens* *Legendary gun that you didn't need* PS: Did Rahool just call us all fools?
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Necrocannon: aim....... Fire!
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Commencing bump...... Bump complete
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As told by The Blind Legion.
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I should tell Variks about this.... He wont be happy. HEY! Maybe if we deliver Rahool to Variks we can watch him strangle the Cryptard!!!! 50 Glimmer for popcorn, 200 for a seat to watch!!!
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#scumbagcryptarch
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Edited by xSmokeyBanditX: 5/17/2015 2:33:22 PMUm.... your dumb. This is obviously fact and even more so pretty common knowledge. I'm sure you have heard the stories. But i don't have time to explain to why i don't have time to explain. But honestly made me giggle a bit. Gj
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-blam!- u rahool!
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