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originally posted in:The Friends List
Edited by Kody:
1/15/2016 5:43:02 AM
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How do you wipe?
[spoiler]I've been banned once on this site. Years ago I made a poll in The Flood asking, "How do you wipe? Standing up or sitting down?" Because I always wiped standing up, and found out from friends they all did it sitting down. This was both funny and interesting. So I made a post in OT. It actually garnered reasonable discussion (relative to the topic anyway) and never diminished into what any reasonable person who has a personality for video games would consider a violation of appropriate OT topics, let alone of any Bnet rule ever. Foman thought it "inappropriate" and not only locked it but banned me. I will always be bitter about this and will continue to share it with you all at least once a year.
This OP is even more graphic than the original. Not for the lowest .01% of the faint.[/spoiler]
I've always wiped standing up. I suppose I got it from my dad.
I used to think everyone did (why not?), yet upon talking with others throughout life, I've learned I'm in the minority. I find this interesting. In my view, it seems more logical to wipe standing up.
[b]Positives[/b]
- you won't get your arm near the nasty as -blam!- toilet seat
- after testing, I found range of motion is increased and therefore the formation of dingleberries is decreased
[b]Negatives[/b]
- you supposedly look stupider (who gives a -blam!-; let the -blam!-er with the hidden camera have their fix of relief)
How do you wipe? Why?
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2 RepliesPeople wipe standing up? Do they piss hanging upside down too? Cause that makes about as much sense.
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Standing up, like a civilized species.
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Inb4 raid joke
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1 ReplyWhere's the option for "I don't wipe my own ass, you filthy peasant"?
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1 ReplyNow I've heard of a shitpost before, [b][i][u]but this is out of hand.[/u][/i][/b]
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Now this is a shitpost
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I moved from sitting to standing last year. I don't know how though.
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Sitting down
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I have a toilet that wipes my ass for me
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One leg on the counter
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1 ReplyOp is lettuce ps I wipe with lettuce( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyEdited by Destiny: 1/17/2016 7:55:58 AM[spoiler]neither[/spoiler]
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2 Replies#qualityshitpost
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1 ReplyRight cheek up
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1 ReplyI was surprised standing up is the minority
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First one is sitting down, second one and third one are standing up
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So that's what Toilet Paper is used for...
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3 RepliesHow do I wipe? [spoiler]Jumping off a cliff or running up to the boss[/spoiler]
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Op is lettuce ps I wipe with lettuce( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Wiping sitting down is so much better for getting shit in my underwear, and I personally love that so I sit down
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My grandmother used to only use one square of toilet paper for [i]everything.[/i] #Truestory
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1 ReplyI can't lie. This topic blew my mind the first time. It even sparked arguments between couples when I inquired about it to friends.
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34 RepliesWhat's wiping?
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2 RepliesI use them baby wipes
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3 RepliesWith cacti.
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