Earth needs an asteroid defense system. I don't want to live underground for years and then come up to die in an endless winter.
-
Oh man oh man, the asteroid better hit my school tomorrow. -Gem
-
But what about Nibiru?
-
Umm, you mean Earth almost hits an asteroid?Did you just assume that the universe's preferred inertial frame of reference lies on EARTH?!
-
How about taking a knee, or better yet ask the NFL players or all pro sports athletes to take a knee. Just to bring awareness that we need an asteroid defense system. With their platform, the message would be broadcasted to a large audience.
-
we talk about a defense system for earth while we kill it slowly.
-
Greetings; my given name is Richard Harrison and the facility we have entered is a retail establishment that specializes in unredeemed goods, which is the legal property of yours truly. I currently employ my paternal parental unit, alias, "Elderly Male," and the offspring of oneself, whose given name is Corey Harrison, yet has assumed the identity, "Large Hoss." Each individual item currently possessed by my fine retail establishment beholds a lengthy narrative and of course, this being a legal retail establishment, can be acqulred for reasonable compensation. I have been the legal facilitator of this established haberdashery since the year MCMXCV, and in those XXI years, I have been gradually lnformed that; thy shall, at no time in the past, future, or present, be aware of by means of observation or inqulry, any details whatsoever of the material goods that will proceed past the aperture of my structure where goods are acquired and distributed simultaneously
-
Near miss means 10 million miles
-
I hope it does so we will never have to read that tense fu[u][/u]cked sentence again.
-
Edited by Warlock: 10/8/2017 11:32:03 PMIt needs to stop being a cock-tease and just hit us already.
-
Deploying ADS You can stop worrying about asteroids now
-
Is that what we are calling the bomb we are dropping on NK then?
-
Edited by Zeldasavvy64: 10/8/2017 5:41:15 PMYou act like this kind of thing doesn't happen that often. If it's a near Miss, then we'll probably just be able to see it pass by without affecting us. Asteroids come towards Earth all the time, but they're too small to survive entry to the Earth's atmosphere. The earth doesn't need to waste time and money on a defence system that we'll have a miniscule chance of using. If there ever is a problem, we could probably just launch something at the asteroid, blowing it up into pieces too small to survive the atmosphere.
-
-blam!- that I want an asteroid to crash and break the planet.
-
So... It almost hit us? Or it's going to be a near miss Thursday.
-
OH NO! WERE GOING TO DIE! For the 7th time this -blam!-ing century
-
It better kill me.
-
lol it's just a rock 😂
-
Almost doesn't count for asteroids, or so I've been told..
-
Just people trying to scare you, don’t believe them