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WELCOME! To the 1st official bank of Offtopic. Security. Investment. Success.
*Attention 1st bank of Offtopic is a registered trademark*
*Atention 1st bank complies with all Offtopic regulations, including but not limited to, the ToS, and other governing regulations.
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10 RepliesA bank huh, I guess, sign me up.
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2 Repliesyo here's my post I want banked https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/251267148/0/0
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19 RepliesWARNING: THIS GUY IS PART OF THE SOCIETY OF DAGGERS, THE GROUP FORMED TO RUN BEHIND THE SCENES CRIMINAL OPERATIONS AND TO HELP CRIME FROM THE UNDERGROUND
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11 Replies[quote]May I see your credentials for running such a service in the land of offtopica? if not, we may be seeing you in the courts.[/quote] ^Wyoming
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18 Replies*stone burner detonates in the lobby. J-radiation permeates outwards. anyone not killed int he blast is rendered blind*
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5 RepliesEdited by Bopsheezi: 3/11/2019 8:37:44 PMHmm, a bank eh? Not exactly useful for me, as I can just store everything in a rift, once I can get back to it anyways. Also, I understand that security is a top priority for an establishment such as this, but can you return my arm? I had to surrender it at the door because of the fact that it's robotic, but I would really appreciate it returned to me.
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1 ReplyCan I invest sperm in this bank?
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3 RepliesI’d like to make a deposit.
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1 ReplyNOTICE: LASER armor raptors are in groups of ten, ten times, are in the area of bank and will end any who threaten the newly established bank
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4 RepliesJust a question there [spoiler]Do you do vaults for holding various....Items[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThis is a great idea! May it flourish and prosper helping the people!🍻
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3 RepliesSounds Stupid.
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1 Reply... I would like to open an account... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesHello I would like to open a money-market account
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1 ReplyWhat kind of bank?
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44 RepliesWe are not now, nor have we ever been, "Offtopica". We have been Offtopia and Offtopickle, then when we get in trouble, we are just Offtopic.
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4 RepliesPUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG! PUT IT IN!
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13 RepliesBump [spoiler]spins around in office chair whilst laughing maniacally [/spoiler] Top of the line service. Guaranteed results.
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2 RepliesCan I store a bump-bomb here? I have a few and I’m trying to keep them safe but separated.
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3 Replies*steps out from the Æther* *looks around* What do I need a bank for? I can manifest anything at will at any amount.
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1 ReplyWhat do you do
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1 ReplyAssuming that I don’t die to Toaster, I might store some equipment... [spoiler]Sips Tea[/spoiler]
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13 RepliesI think I’ll trust my security guard to protect my valuables, thanks. . . . Then again, she did lose my Amulet of Vor..
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3 RepliesCan I store my low quality post
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3 RepliesI may leave a few artifacts in you care eventually
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3 RepliesHow many polls can I store within your bank?
