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1/5/2014 4:59:18 AM
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How did you learn to masturbate
No really, I have three questions.
How, where and when did you learn to masturbate? A friend recently joked around about it and I told him i've never done it before (I'm turning 20 this year) and he was really surprised and told others who all just were really surprised after hearing it. They told me like 90% of guys do it but I didn't believe them at first. I started wondering, where / how did someone / you learn to masturbate? Because I don't even fully know how it works and I'm pretty sure I'm never going to do it, and i'm not planning on watching any tutorials -.-
So my question is, how, where and when did you learn to masturbate?
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By masturbating.
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My teacher showed me
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Kids at school talked about it as you do at 12/13, one day I was in the bath cleaning my tally whacker and it started feeling good, then I came and was amazed. Still remember that first wank, fuark. Only things that compared were first time masturbating when high, first blowjob and first time having sex.
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Um...with my hands.
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Who there guys, OP is just a pedo who wants stories. Are we all this new?
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I was twelve and while playing with myself I felt a nerve...and it felt good to stroke that nerve... I came in, like, two minutes.
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1 ReplyLife finds a way...
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It just came naturally. Heh heh... came.
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5 RepliesMy uncle Phil showed me
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Practice makes perfect.
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1 ReplyWhoaaaa It's the 40 year old virgin all over again
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3 RepliesEdited by Assaultor: 1/5/2014 5:07:53 AM[quote]They told me like 90% of guys do it[/quote] 90%? Try 99.999999%. You are literally the first person I've ever heard of who doesn't do it (besides for religious reasons). I started at 14 and learned completely by accident.
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It just happened.
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Never did never will I'm staying a vergin
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[b]Stroke the shaft bae.[/b]
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A friend.
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Accidentally rubbed against it when I was 9 at my house. Felt good, so I kept going. To make a long story short, a short story became long. hue
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This guy in the street once showed me how to do it, so i just copied what he did.
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I haven't and in nearly 16.
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Hey a penis!
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Back massager at ten years old, didn't expect that to happen.
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OPs mom.
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1 Reply20 years old and never masturbated? Damn.... So do you just have nocturnal emissions or what?
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well they say fetuses masturbate in the womb so..............
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I felt an odd tingle when I rubbed my pride an excessive number of times... I was about...err... twelve in your years.
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I first fapped when I was four or five but no one ever believes me.
