So this photo was taken the other day of a man *Speed taping part of a plane engine. Its pretty much gone viral and i wanted to see what kind of captions could be used for this.
So, what can you guys think of?
How do you think the other passengers reacted?
My caption: "Trust me, im an engineer"
Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/shocked-passenger-snaps-airport-worker-5789181
Edited to reflect what Recon pointed out...its speedtape...not duct tape...
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There. Good as new I'm probably gonna get a raise
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Edited by Recon Number 54: 6/3/2015 8:17:26 PM[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_tape]Speed Tape[/url] =/= Duct Tape Speed Tape is used on helicopter rotors, aircraft gaps, and is capable of holding components together in extreme conditions (speed, temp, air-pressure, etc.). That tech is using speed tape to cover a gap, is cutting around rivets, and when the engine cowling can make it in for maintenance, it'll be a bitch to remove (because it's so strong) before they can re-rivet the cowling cover. I know of military aircraft that go into combat with Speed Tape patches. The pilots and ground crews are willing to trust their lives, aircraft and missions to it. It makes duct tape look like wet tissue paper.
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My caption "hmm ok now that thats done time for some whis...AHHHH!!!!" *gets pulled into plane rotor*
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[quote]Hey guys, I thought I told you not to turn on the engine, OH JES-[/quote] Then a red mist would come out on the other side of the engine
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I thought you said he was tapping the plane... * sips hot chocolate *
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"Duct tape fixes everything... Trust me." I would put that as the caption
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Well. This will be both my and the plane's final flight.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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They weren't kidding when they said RyanAir was a budget airline.
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Oh no! I didn't use protection.
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"I think this is too big for my dick."
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Jet fuel can't melt tape Or Give this man a cookie
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There's the tape. Now where did I leave my gum...
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Duct Tape Works everytime
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"I have always wanted to be part of an airplane"
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My caption: " That outta do the trick!" *In a very American voice.
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I should have used gum
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Allahu Akbar!!!
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My caption: Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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If tape don't fix it, you haven't used enough
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Duxt tape. For when fck it.
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[i]That[/i] tape could subdue Kimbo Slice.
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"Lonely cone misses flight to Ibiza". " jet engine abduction, man in white van sought ". " aircraft tech moves up corporate ladder after blue sky thinking on a sticky situation"
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Guys...? We're gonna need more cheese.
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But let's face it, we all know this is in Vermont.