Today, my children, I will teach you to roast kids and adults on Xbox Live and PSN, and bring you on the journey of becoming O.G Mudbone. [b]STEP 1[/b] [u]Be Prepared.[/u] There is always that moment where you could leave the party if you are in a scrubby team in pvp or a raid, BUT, if you want to become the true O.G. Mudbone, then you leave the game and stay in the party, and prepare for the sighs and/or yells. [b]STEP 2[/b] [u]Calm them down or get the angrier.[/u] if you stay silent for about 10 seconds, they will probably start getting angry with you. Then, as they start to get violent, make them calm, or proceed to build their fury. Examples: Them-"Yo what the.. Wow." *silence* Them-"LEAVE." *silence* Them-"I SWEAR TO GOD DUDE IM GONNA-" You-"Aight aight aight aight calm down young man it's okay" Them-"Oh my god shut up and leave" *roast begins* [b]or...[/b] Them-"Yo what the.. Wow." *silence* Them-"LEAVE." *silence* Them-"I SWEAR TO GOD DUDE IM GONNA-" You-"don't hurt me over Xbox live I'm sensitive plz stop" Them-"oh my god you are retarded" *roast begins* [b]STEP 3[/b] [u]The Roast.[/u] at this point, you can't laugh no matter what you say. It ruins the point. You have to be the hardest, the baddest of them all. Say it with your chest, the whole time. Make no sense at all, but stand by what you say. [i]I almost guarantee if you do this, you will win.[/i] Example: Them-"Oh my god you are retarded" You-"bro u smell like scooby doo and beef jerky" Them-"just leave" You-"YOU TRYNNA THROW HANDS? Meet me at wrestle-mania" Them-"Wtf are you even saying" You-"ever since I left the city you, got a reputation for yourself now" Them-"why are you singing hotline bling" You-"THE BLACKER THE BERRY, THE SWEETER THE JUICE." Them-"bro what is wrong with you" You-"my dog jizzed on my face and I left it there" Them-"wtf" You-"Sir you smell like my cats urethra" *they leave party* [b]STEP 4[/b] [u]Become one with your inner O.G Mudbone.[/u] I am O.G Mudbone, but everyone has a little mudbone in them. You just have to find it. Hopefully, you have learned the ways of roasting kids and adults alike on Xbox live and PSN.