***[b]DISCLAIMER[/b]*** [spoiler]This is not a troll post[/spoiler] All Offtopickles and Offtopicans, I propose it has been long enough. I suggest we resort to old Offtopic tradition to hold an election for Offtopic president much like has always been done. I do not know how it would work or what the rules for it are, so long as the president does consistently remain active. Someone will need to run the polls from the side lines.