Failsafe: Go to Nessus and do stuff!
(Goes to Nessus)
Osiris: Guardian, come to the Helm NOW, it’s super duper important!
(Goes to the Helm)
Osiris: Guardian, I need you to go to Nessus!
I WAS JUST LITERALLY -blam!- THERE YOU SLACK -blam!- SPACE WIZARD
YOU HAVE A -blam!- SPACE PHONE THAT YOU JUST USED TO CALL ME WITH.
AND FAILSAFE IS THERE WITH YOU. YOU ARE LITERALLY STANDING NEXT TO HER!
THERE WAS ZERO NEED FOR ME TO FLY IN!
YOU COULD HAVE SPARED ME A FULL TANK OF SPACE GAS.
BUT NOOOOO, I HAVE TO MAKE A 10.90 AU
[u]ROUND TRIP[/u] BECAUSE YOU’RE DISTRAUGHT OVER YOUR BIG SILVER -blam!- TOY GOING MISSING, YET ARE TOO DENSE TO JUST TELL ME ON THE SPACE PHONE.
Obviously satire.
But damn Bungie, you’re not even attempting to hide the padding here 😂
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This week's quest was particularly engrossing. Step 1 kill 100 hobgoblins Step 2 kill 50 hobgoblins Step 3 kill 50 harpies or hobgoblins Step 4 kill 1 wyvern, 1 minotaur, 1 Cyclops & 1 hobgoblin It's got that much padding it was created in an asylum The laziest busywork quest of all busywork we've ever had