I got a poem for everyone
The tensions are rising
New dlc is exciting
But if it was a Hunter or Titan
You would've taken like twice, man
Titans have shoulder charge
Hunters have trowing knifes
What do Warlocks have?
A brand new nerfed melee ranged attack
Shoulder charge one shots
Throwing knives one shot
You want the same for a Warlock
Then you're asking for too much
Cause here in Warlock land there is no fun
Just nerfed subclasses that are used no more
Second week and all the fun is gone
At least you can sprint with the Golden Gun
Dawnblade has poor hit detection
Nova Warp goes as slow as detention
Wait you wanna sprint in your super version
Well I've never heard of that weird invention
Hammers are better Dawnblades
Blade Barrage is a better Nova
No wonder Warlocks are in third place
With all these nerfs, thought I was playing a MOBA
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Lovely, this is just beautiful.