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[b]FIELD AGENT toofast4satan REPORTING FOR DUTY![/b] Some of you may know me by another iteration [REDACTED], but I have gone deep undercover using [url=https://previews.123rf.com/images/joruba/joruba1310/joruba131000052/27785153-businessman-with-a-paper-bag-on-head-dancing.jpg]flawless disguises[/url] that would fool even the most attentive of government surveillance pigeons. It is my duty to engage the enemy using tactical deployment of lap-dancing sock monkeys so that our armies may slip in and achieve LETHAL INSERTION from the rear. These advanced sock monkeys (as their name would suggest) are outfitted with a state of the art lap dance from the Orient that distracts the enemy, penetrating their crack [in defenses] with a prehensile grappling tail and thus rendering the target little more than a FOAMING, DROOPY-EYED BLOB of STEAMING ORGANS!
STATE YOUR NAME AND TALENT WITH RESPECT TO YOUR DUTIES WITHIN THE RANKS OF THE LENNY ARMY. IT IS YOUR TASK TO ENSURE THAT THE ENTOURAGES OF LENNY WILL ONCE AGAIN REIGN SUPREME! READY YOUR POOPSOCK! BECAUSE THIS COULD GET A LITTLE MESSY...
[b]LEAGUE OF LENNIES: [url=https://youtu.be/ej5kt6qSujI]ASSEMBLE!!!![/url][/b]
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This is... glorious. I need more.
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2 Antworten／ﾌﾌ ム｀ヽ / ノ) ） ヽ / ｜ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ / ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく ＼ ／ 丶＿ ノ x｡ ノ､ ｡|/ `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーﾉ 丶 ￣ _人'彡)
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2 AntwortenROADK1LL BBQ reporting findings sir! I have intercepted a crack team, talking sh*t about these sock monkeys! I require 3 of said items to extract the "intel" from the enemy! Over and Out
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2 AntwortenHow much for one advanced sock monkey? I will put it to good use, [i]I promise[/i]
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1 Antworten┬┴┬┴┤ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)/\╱\
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4 Antworten＜￣｀ヽ、 ／￣＞ ゝ、 ＼ ／⌒ヽ,ノ /´ ゝ、 `（ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ／ > ,ノ ∠_,,,/´”
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1 AntwortenI’m ready! LionSoldier11 reporting for duty! My poop sock is filled! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 AntwortenI am an expert dog handler, she may only be the size of a small lap dog but don't let that fool you, she is deadly! I can command her to swiftly decapitate our enemies, rendering the battlefield a sea of bloody headless bodies. Reporting for duty, sir! (￣^￣)ゞ
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Snowy, Demolitions Expert and Hairball Enthusiast Locked and loaded. Awaiting orders, [i]sir[/i]
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3 AntwortenI'm sorry, what kind of insertion?
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abearjo, star seer, diviner, oracle of the tarot. Poopsocked and loaded, ready for action.
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What the hell is this?
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Oh shit 07
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Commkn Blueberry, sir, reporting for duty! I am ranked Master Napper, sir, Master Procrastinater, sir, Captain in Doggo petting, sir, and Private in trivia, sir!
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1 AntwortenOver this past year I have done nothing but study Study to become a master bonker And now, I believe I've reached that level. If you will let me, I shall join.
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7 AntwortenThis gentleman, is what a quality shitpost is. This made me laugh. Be like toofast4satan.
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1 Antworten( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉) Count me in boss. I am dual wielding my poop socks and have downloaded the virus on my computer like you recommended. FishBlues, Lenny Hand Specialist
