Since I work with customers I have to temper my sailor mouth while I’m at work, so I have to say all sort of almost-swears instead.
Flipping is probably my favourite at the minute, as in: flipping hell. But I have also used blimey a lot recently as well, one that i’d never thought I’d ever use regularly.
One of my coworkers actually says “FFS” which I always think is pretty cringe but nobody’s cottoned on yet as far as I know.
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Fignutz Also, a strategically placed "n" within the word "customer" rarely goes noticed.
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Scallywag or rapscallion
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Knew a guy who would frequently pull out the following: Good Gravy Jumping Jellyfish Good Night o' Livin' And finally[spoiler]Jumpin' Jehosephat[/spoiler]
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In texas, "bless your heart" has many meanings
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“Sweet baby corn” has become a pretty regular part of my dialogue for expressing frustration. Like “Oh sweet baby corn, you cannot be serious right now!”. And of course, I always love to use “jamblasted”, and its more intense counterpart “vun jamblasted”. These aren’t used in sentences, they’re just exclamations. “Honking” is a good one too. Like “That’s a pretty honking serious!”.
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WE BROUGHT TAKEOFF BACK! - alt
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Its basic but crap
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Like my good Catholic grandmother always used to say, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph" or "Bloody Hell!" Or what my good Christian Abuelita always says, "Cheetos!"
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I picked up calling people “weirdo” from a drill Sgt that called us that when we screwed up. Funniest thing ever to hear “HEY WEIRDO!” from a comical distance.
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Bearbeitet von Commander Zagatto: 9/17/2024 8:02:00 PMcinnamon toast frick edit: or flippity flap
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Yang
$NOT - alt
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I have a few, just cause I try not to swear with company. Holy Moly. Shoots. Fudge. (optional: “Gah”) -Dang/darn It. Geez/Cheese (popular). Crumbs (returning to popularity). I’ll go with “[i]aaaaah, Crumbs[/i]” for #1.
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My Favorite non-swear word is EGG
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I enjoy replacing the accepted meaning for AF with As Foretold. Makes chats classy. [i]"That Mission was hard As Foretold"[/i]
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Shazbot is my go-to.
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Bearbeitet von Agent Vulpes: 9/16/2024 11:36:05 PMSome of my favorites here: Dangnabbit Dangfrickinnabbit Dangfrickin Frickdangit Frickballs What the balls What the sigma (ironically, probably) Cringe Shoot Dangit (one word) Frick (just in general) Edit: Shootdangit
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AH Preferably very high pitched
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Bearbeitet von Azura, Pronouns Haver: 9/16/2024 9:22:09 PMKablooey, Funk, Friggity Bibbity
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Me and my friends use the word leaf in place of the f word. “What the leaf?!” And my bf says things like “what in the Cinnamon Toast Crunch”
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Darn, probably.
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Well so where I worked over the summer had a window we could close when we had finished taking the customers order, and so should we have a reason to say such a word we could just finish the order, close the window, and let loose. Although, nowadays, just shouting the word “SHUCKS” really loudly is a sign that something ain’t right.