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You know you are a B.net newbie when...(Tribute to Officer Nasty. 200 Rules party!!!)

1.)When you actually try xbox.com - Eli 2.)When you click this link: [url=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GEClzTQ1DYs/T6f2IIdbg9I/AAAAAAAAAJM/cjQC_gjleLk/s1600/Meat58.jpg]JOHN[/url] [url=http://graphichive.net/uploaded/fordesigner/1313112542.jpg]CENA[/url] - path1k 3.) When you don't know what the Flood is - QuirkyNate 4.) When you come to the Offtopic forums for advice - QuirkyNate 5.) When you don't know what a newfoman is - TehHaloz 6.) When you try to beat Oh GodLike One in an argument - path1k 7.) When you make threads in the wrong forum even though there's a self explanatory dedicated hashtag for each forum - Rahzaelon 8.)When you think Deej is some all powerful forum god/Bungie employee that can do anything - Rahzaelon 9.)If your butthole isn't gaping from Shrek (._.) - Mr Kay 10.)If u cantz reed duh bungee balz - Mr Kay 11.) [Sorry, but you need Destiny Premium in order to view this post. If you wish to receive Destiny Premium, please bend over with your credit or debit card clenched firmly between your buttocks and you will be charged accordingly. Terms and conditions apply.] - CrunchyWolf 12.) When you ask what coup is - A Wild Scrafty 13.) If you think Bungieball is a sport - Mr Kay 14.) When you don't know DeclinedA1 - DeclinedA1 15.) When you don't blame Stosh - QuirkyNate 16.) When you fall for one of vied or his partner links - XSEAN 17.) When you ask, what class you gon pleh - bastage 18.) When you don't know who Lenny is - Noble 6 19.) When someone says John Cena, you think of the wrestler - Boomdeyadah 20.) When you don't know who lonepaul or camnator are - Elbow Macaroni 21.) When you ask what porch day is - bastage 22.) when you've never played halo - Mojo1965 23.) When you have not seen the thread full of gold on the old forum. http://halo.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76762517 -risay_117 24.) You don't know the Toast/Envelope process - BioSmiley 25.) The Cheerios thing - BioSmiley 26.) When you've never been to one of Biosmiley's party thread - I'm not Morgan 27.) When You don't know who Bob the Brute or Jack the Jackal are -DinoRob 28.) When you think shitposting involves posting pictures of poop - RickytheKiwi 29.) You still have the default avatar - bastage 30.) When you take a religion post seriously - ShortBusGangster 31.) When you don't know how to blank post - RickytheKiwi 32.)When you take Noel Kannagi seriously. All he does is post bait, if you haven't figured it out yet you're a little slow - Emmamas 33.) When you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - IngloriousWho98 34.) When you don't know who Dustin is - Swampert 35.) If you take long face seriously - MarcusWK 36.) When you receive a blow from Officer Nasty's 10' pulsating Nightstick - Pregnant Yoda 37.) When you don't understand why one of the avatars is a fish and another is a severed dog's head - DemonicChronic 38.) When you think this website actually bad sane people - Sir Apple 39.) When you haven't tipped your fedora - Lefty hefty 40.) When you think you are master chief - DanteShadowGearW 41.) When you dont know banned[insert name] is an alt - CAR105 3 42.) When you find out Recon is a Ninja - XSEAN 43.) When you don't know what T4R means - XSEAN 44.) When you don't check your link before you click it - XSEAN 45.) When you don't know that you can change your choice in a poll - ExtremistFlyer7 46.) When you weren't suspecting a Rick Roll - BannedZonda 47.) When you don't know what a furry or a brony is - XSEAN 48.) When you think Halp, ming and floof are spelling mistakes - Cultmeister 49.) When you don't know what Nutella will lead you to - Buckysaurus 50.) When you don't know who Charlie is - BannedPointblank 51.) When you say "What's a camnator?" - GrayTeamsFate 52.) When your user name has xX or 420 or legit ot pro or snipes or all of the above xXlegitxproxsnipesx420Xx - Eli 53.) When no one makes a Bungieball about you - BannedZonda 54.) When you think this website has good layout - Winy 55.) When you don't know what TLDR means - Pheonix 56.) When you don't know what Mustard Chef is - Sir Apple 57.) When you never tried Xbox.com - Boomdeyadah 58.) When you think Futer is a typo - NaLo 59.) When you haven't read any Flood fanfictions - carpet brain 60.) When you think the Flood should be called the Hive - carpet brain 61.)When you forget to add punctuation to any of your sentences - carpet brain 62.) When you fall for Secondclass membership posts - BannedZonda 63.) If you don't know how to get the Blue Flames - Space Cat 64.) When you don't know who Captain K-Mart is and you don't know what Zanzibar is - Otis B Driftwood 65.) When you don't use 'put that mirror down' as a comeback - Jphn 33 66.) When you haven't told someone they've gone incoherent - Jphn 33 67.) When you can't git gud because you're a scrub - GetGoodScrub 68.) When you don't remember the clockman thing from b.old - Mozz96 69.) When you don't know what ifarted69 is - Eli 70.) When you don't know who Wednesday is - Keeker 71.) When you think number 1 and number 57 on this list dont collaborate - Sir Apple 72.) When you don't know what being Mythic means - TwistedDippy 73.) When you havent read the Floodfiction with Camnator and Officer Nasty - Sir Apple 74.) Not Knowing what green text is - DE4THINC4RN4TE 75.) When you don't know what the Navbar is - QuirkyNate 76.)When you don't know who yorkie is - QuirkyNate 77.) When you walk past a box of Cheerios without getting a hard-on - Cultmeister 78.) When you don't know what a pegboy is - Chobo 66 79.) When you reply to this thread saying you aren't a newb - thump35 80.) When people don't know what "I can haz reconz?" is - thump35 81.) When you try to help the depressed users - Sir Apple 82.) When you don't know who Shishka is - Sarge 83.) When[b][/b] you don't know how to use [i][/i]these things - Tetragon 84.) When you ask what Sapphire is - The Traveler 85.) When you're not aware of Wildfyre's furry obsession - The Traveler 86.) You don't accept ReconNumber54 as your lord and savior - The Traveler 87.) When you don't call bait on even a remotely controversial thread - BannedZonda 88.) When you don't call it #Destiny - Boom1616 89.)If referencing an overused meme is your idea of a good joke - Scarecrow 90.)When you correct someone who said "dumd" - Scarecrow 91.)When you don't know -blam!- is automatic - WrittenInBlood 92.) When you don't have at least one alt - WrittenInBlood 93.)When you haven't told someone to stick it in her pooper - WrittenInBlood 94.)When you werent here for b.old - Sir Apple 95.)If you are only here for Destiny - Sir Apple 96.) When you have the *sips_____* at the end of everything - Sir Apple 97.)Not REMEMBERING ELK - Mega Blaziken 98.)When you don't know Exploding Piglet's flood fanfics - Mega Blaziken 99.) When you don't know why the default avatar is a monkey in a Top Hat - Fedge 100.) When you read all of the advice given to you on this list..... - Nightshine 101.) When your butthole isn't gaping from Marty (._.) - Luis 102.) When you don't know why the default avatar is a gorilla with a top hat - Fedge 103.) When you haven't witnessed a carpet ban of an entire thread. - Hia7us 104.) When you don't know who Disembodied Soul is or had a conversation with it. - Hia7us 105.) When you don't know who Shiska is. -Hia7us 106.) You don't know who started blame Stosh. - Hia7us 107.) You think the webmaster is a man. - Hia7us 108.) You don't know what a mythic is. - Hia7us 109.) You try to classify offtopic posters as "offtopites." - CK97 110.) When you ask how to get "Ninja" beneath your name - Kiwi 111.) When you don't remember the Halo 3 Easter eggs. - Kiwi 112.) When you actually aim with a BR. - Kiwi 113.) When you ask what a Desticle is. - TheDesertRanger 114.) When u don't why -blam!- is everywhere - ProGamingTurtle 115.) When you comment on an old thread - smallfryz22 We have officially finished the 100 Rule party, and I hope you guys have enjoyed this thread. EDIT: I was going over this and thought, why the hell not? I had so many people PM me ideas that didn't make it. Soo 200 it is!

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