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SIKE![spoiler]i don't have a girlfriend[/spoiler]
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You mean this number? [spoiler]666[/spoiler] have fun
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Mom!? Nooooooo!
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Wait... [spoiler]I had a girl?[/spoiler]
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What's a girl ?
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Jokes on you, I don't have a girl
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But my hand doesn't have a phone.
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Meh my girl is one of the guys n has alot of guy friends. So yeah shes chubbs ;)
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eye m twlve ind wut ees dees?
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What is a girl? Is that a new DLC?
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Well my girlfriend only likes vagina...so good luck.
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You can have the bitch, she's a lost cause so jokes on you ;o
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Please, my Waifu ain't go no phones.
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Say "SIKE, THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBA"
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Sike...that's the wrong number! Ohhhhhhh
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I would say have her, but she was killed in a car accident last year a week after she cheated on me.
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SIKE, WRONG NUMBER!!!!
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Forreal? Because I don't even have it..
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I don't have a girlfriend, but if I did we'd mess with you together and send you pictures of big black cock.
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Jokes on you I'm dating My.R.A [spoiler]my-right-arm[/spoiler]
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Ha! Jokes on you, don't have one! ( forever alone ) jk just 12
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Lol I ain't in a relationship
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lol you have nothing *realizes what i just said* *hangs head in shame*
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It's not gay if it's a three-way
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Release it publicly on the interwebs so that you got competition
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Slap you with a wet noodle