>Find his location
>Date his mom
>Marry her
>Become his step-dad
>Ground him from Destiny forever
>Constantly remind him you bang his mother
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Don't forget the teabag him til he's 18 too.
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Perfect list. But can I skip straight to banging his mom??
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Whatever boats your float man.
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lol not quite what I said but its in the ballpark