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12/22/2017 4:16:37 PM
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When I was 8 years old...

Sup, This is going to be very weird, kinda. I and my older sister were outside. She was watching over me because I was too young to stay at home by myself. We didn't really talk much. But eventually, we went outside on the back porch. It was a very sunny day. Felt nice out as well. And I decided to take a piss. I had to go, and I didn't really want to go inside to piss. Because that requires time and effort. So I started to piss off the porch. Then something weird happened... I started pissing red. Like blood. I don't think I was hallucinating. I was pretty sure of it. I was a little apprehensive at first. Who wouldn't be? I told my sister I just pissed red. I tried to piss again to prove it.(keep in mind I was 8) But I couldn't. I was really perplexed by what just happened. And it never happened again. To this day I still don't fully understand what that was. I've never heard of anyone pissing red, or any color except for white or yellow. [b]P.S. [/b]Has that ever happened to anyone else? Or anything similar?

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  • Not going to lie I thought this was going to go in a different direction

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    • Well, growing up you might start to see some [i]changes[/i]... Blood coming out is just...

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    • Edited by Vicex: 12/23/2017 11:57:01 PM
      Certain dyes and foods, such a beets, can cause urine to be red in colour. Painless haematuria (blood in urine, which is red) is associated with bladder cancer, but that’s not very likely given your age at the time. If it was painful, the you are more looking at infection or trauma (ex: stones)

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    • Edited by Cobravert: 12/22/2017 4:37:58 PM
      Were you lactose intolerant, or did you hold in going to the bathroom? If so, you can damage the bladder inner wall lining, and it will bleed, and mix into the urine. Keeping your intestines moving and empty is an issue here, for if you didn't, it can do this from all the additional pressure on the bladder. One of my sons had this and had to see a Urologist for it. It wasn't peeing straight blood, but the urine was definitely like a diluted cherry Kool Aid color.

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      • My brother had that happen once. Just once.

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        I pissed blood when I was 14, I went to the doctor and he told me that I was probably just jacking off too much

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      • Pissing red (blood in urine) and yellow ( not drinking enough water)... but white? Piss? No sir. That’s an entirely different bodily fluid.

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        • Edited by Tobito_TheGod: 12/22/2017 10:02:44 PM
          When i was 8 i thought my 2nd grade teacher was the hottest women to walk the face of the planet. Saw her once again in 8th grade and she recognized me. Still the hottest women to walk the face of the planet despite having kids. [b][i]gaaaawd daaaaamn[/i][/b]. Okay I'll read your story now. Nah, but eating hot cheetos makes my fecal matter red.

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          • Edited by Gomly1980: 12/23/2017 11:09:26 AM
            I had blood in my piss when I was 7, told my dad and the next minute they were chopping bits off my cock. Not literally the next minute, he didn't whip out the scissors and shout "it's snipping time" ... we had doctors and stuff. Well, I got circumcised. It was an infection from what I remember all I know is that stopped me from ever complaining about anything again. I remember getting a nose bleed and being too scared to go home in case they chopped the end of my nose off. I was a numpty.

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            • I remember when I was really young I had a problem where my dick would secrete this weird, white, pus-like substance (no, before you say, it wasn't the white stuff you're thinking of). My parents took me to the doctors and they gave me medication for it and it stopped shortly thereafter. I still never really found out what it was. I guess it was an infection or something.

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                I was dating this girl and she loved to do reverse cowgirl. She got a bit too into it and bounced completely off, then landed back on me and bent me. I pissed blood for a few days afterwards and now Mr. Happy will not salute the flag if I am laying on my back. [spoiler]On the bright side, he happily goes to work in any other position.[/spoiler]

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                • My older brother pissed red when he was around 8 i think. But that was because he had a kidney problem back then and be ended up in the hospital for it. Have to ask for the details but a ear infection spread to his kidneys and caused it. It could also have been spread to his brain so he was really lucky to not have a brain to begin with.

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                • When my brother was 8 he peed on an electric fence. I'm pretty sure his was red after that

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                  • [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beeturia]You might have eaten too many beets.[/url]

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                  • That's the day you became a man.

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