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12/22/2017 4:16:37 PM
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When I was 8 years old...

Sup, This is going to be very weird, kinda. I and my older sister were outside. She was watching over me because I was too young to stay at home by myself. We didn't really talk much. But eventually, we went outside on the back porch. It was a very sunny day. Felt nice out as well. And I decided to take a piss. I had to go, and I didn't really want to go inside to piss. Because that requires time and effort. So I started to piss off the porch. Then something weird happened... I started pissing red. Like blood. I don't think I was hallucinating. I was pretty sure of it. I was a little apprehensive at first. Who wouldn't be? I told my sister I just pissed red. I tried to piss again to prove it.(keep in mind I was 8) But I couldn't. I was really perplexed by what just happened. And it never happened again. To this day I still don't fully understand what that was. I've never heard of anyone pissing red, or any color except for white or yellow. [b]P.S. [/b]Has that ever happened to anyone else? Or anything similar?

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  • Edited by Tobito_TheGod: 12/22/2017 10:02:44 PM
    When i was 8 i thought my 2nd grade teacher was the hottest women to walk the face of the planet. Saw her once again in 8th grade and she recognized me. Still the hottest women to walk the face of the planet despite having kids. [b][i]gaaaawd daaaaamn[/i][/b]. Okay I'll read your story now. Nah, but eating hot cheetos makes my fecal matter red.

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