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Shouldn't a guy with your IQ have a low voice too? After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. You are as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker. You've got diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas. I wonder whether you'd still be an idiot if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. Your job must be to spread ignorance. Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be left out alone. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you? You should need a license to be that ugly. Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down. Every one has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege. Grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your ***. You have the IQ of lint. You are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. You are living proof that man can live without a brain. People would follow you anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity. I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening. I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat. I feel sorry for you because you are so homely but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be. I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you. I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ***. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents. If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you. If I wanted to hear from an ***, I'd fart. If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself. I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying. I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance. It is mind over matter. I don't mind, because you don't matter. I've come across decomposing bodies that are less offensive than you are. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission. Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm. Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live. People can't say that you have absolutely nothing. After all, you have inferiority! Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs. The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family. We all spring from apes but you didn't spring far enough. We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God. When you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down. When you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much. When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake! You are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ***. You are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk. You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified. Aren't you the poster child for birth control? Your so stupid you make me look smart. Your so ugly a zit can gets more head then you. Your so fat oprah had you on as"the mass". Your so poor Roseanne felt sorry for you. Your mom got -blam!- by a german sheperd dog and you are the outcome. You are so dumb, you think that martial arts are paintings by the sheriff. I love what you've done with your hair. How did you get it to come out of one nostril like that? If fat were gasoline, you'd have enough to circle the earth 3 TIMES! You look like you've been pulled backward through a knothole. You look like you've been rode hard and put away wet. Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath. Your mother is so big, that her graduation picture had to be an aerial view. If art imitates life, you'd be a black velvet painting. What is that on you head? A hairball from a mountain lion? I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a tree (or cactus), than being with you. Your mother was -blam!- by a German Shepherd and you are the after effect. Your face could turn Medusa to stone. You have the intellegence of a bucket of rocks. Your origins are so low, you'd have to limbo under your family tree. You have the shape of a stocking filled with dung. Your mouth is so big, you could suck an egg from a chicken. You are as charming as a dead mouse in a loaf of bread. You have less backbone than a chocolate eclair. You have the warm personal charm of a millipede. You are so dumb, that when asked your name, you are stuck for an answer. Your face looks as if you were weaned on a pickle. You do not understand men (or women) as you have never successfully depicted one. You have about as much class as a lawn flamingo. The eyes are the window to the mind and your eyes look like the holes in a privy. Your fragrance of choice is "Eau De Skunk". Please sit down and take a mess off your feet. You have the face of a saint. Saint Bernard, that is. You are such a sourpuss, that when you suck a lemon---the lemon makes a face. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits, as I will not take advantage of the handicapped. Your skin is so soft, just like the texture of smut that grows on corn. You have such a full round face---just like a baboon's butt. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth. If brains were wind, you would not have enough to blow your nose. Your brain is so weak, you have to wear crutches under your ears. One night spent with you and men volunteer to become eunuchs. You know, I do understand you. I have a way with dumb animals. The only time you ever got to second base was at the petting zoo. Is that your face--or are you breaking it in for a bulldog? You have an hourglass figure. Too bad the sand settled in all the wrong places. You have such a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck? Travel broadens a person. You look as if you have been all over the world. You must have a very large brain, to hold so much ignorance. A mud pack is good for the complexion. I suggest you leave it on. You are so dumb, you think "getting lucky" is finding a penny on the ground. One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune. If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence. Looking at you, I realize what a waste of skin you are. You wear so much makeup, that you leave a clown imprint on your pillowcase. Was it hard learning to be so ugly or were you a quick study? If your conscience could be surgically removed, it would be a minor operation. Is that your nose or did you inhale a cantaloupe? You are so dumb, you think a blood vessel is some kind of ship. You are so dumb, you planted a dogwood tree and expected a litter of puppies. You are so dumb, you thought a buttress was a female goat. You are so dumb, you think manual labor is the president of Mexico. Stagnant pond scum licker Maggot muncher Litreen lips 3 week old road kill Snail snot Odiferous octupus ooze Pompous proliferator of putrid puns Lizard lips Vulture vomit You must come from the shallow end of the gene pool. You are so ugly, you have put a new definition on road kill. Your mother is so near-sighted, she propositions statues. Your face is a waste of molecules. You perplex me--usually someone with your limited physical appeal makes up for it with a REAL personality. Waiting for you to say something intelligent is like putting a candle in the window for Jimmy Hoffa. If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment. I wish your charm could be bottled--then a cork could be put in it. Our friendship is like that of a dog to a fire hydrant. You appear to be the culmination of years of major genetic mishaps. So--How is that bladder control problem? You have been fooled more times than a public welfare worker. They say Will Rogers never met a man he didn't like, obviously he never met you. I heard you spend your spare time chasing carriages and eating Alpo. Your simian countenance suggests a heritage unusually rich in species diversity. Your mother is so fat, she's on both sides of the family. Your mother is so fat, she had to be baptized in the Atlantic Ocean. When they made you, they broke the mold---and beat the mold maker. You are so dumb, when told that it's chilly outside, you get a bowl. You have such big puppy dog eyes. Reminds me of the dog we put to sleep. I understand your father found a previously unknown use for sheep...WOOL! Your mother is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a package of sausages. Your mother is so fat that before god said, "Let there be light" he told her to move out of the way. You mother's teeth are so yellow, she can spit butter. Your mother's teeth are so black, she spits ink. Your mother is so old, instead of passing gas she passes dust. I have heard that you have 2 brains! Unfortunately, one is lost and the other is out looking for it. I understand you have Van Gogh's ear for music. You lost your mind when a butterfly kicked you in the head. You're so dumb, you play solitaire...for cash. Your sister is so ugly, even the tide will not go out with Best copy I've ever done.

<('.'<) Kirby for the win!

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