It was freshman year, I was in honors biology cuz you know, why not? Made friends with a really cool black guy named jaylin, he sold candy and always gave me some. Im the kid every one is afraid to talk to, been told I have the eyes of a killer/might shoot up the school one day/etc etc. Anyway we're doing some inane hands on project involving glue. My friend borrows some kids lotion who made fun of me often. I tell jaylin to give me the lotion real quick, and he's like "why do you need lotion you're white"
I straight up tell him what I'm going to do.
I unscrew the cap, and pour a shit load of glue into the lotion bottle and put cap back on.
He gives it back to the guy. I then proceed to witness the guy lather his hands with it. Spread it over his entire arms.
Get more out of the bottle
Cover his shins and knees with it.
To this day I've never seen anyone apply that much lotion.
The kid frowns. He obviously noticed something was different.
"I'm sticky"
Bell rings.
"WHY AM I SO STICKY?!"
I go to my next class.
Heard about it the next day, he had to go to the nurse and that's all I could find out
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