You are hanging out with your best friend and suddenly he randomly dies.
What do you do?
If people like this then I will do more of them.
Edit: I’m going to do another one on Friday.
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What I’d actually do: call the cops and then call my staff sergeant. What came to mind because I’m an asshole: Carry him back, paint him gold, then pose him outside as a “living statue” and reap the rewards.