My friend made this one for me
I was 18 years old.
I loved Destiny so much, I had all the merchandise and the legendary edition.
I pray to Bungie every night before bed, thanking them for the game I will be given
"Destiny is love" I say. "Destiny is life."
My dad hears me and he calls me overhyped.
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Destiny.
I call him a hater.
He slaps me and takes my Xbox.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in bed and my gaming hands are really cold.
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me.
It's my Titan character.
I am so happy.
He whispers into my ear, "this is my exotic"
He grabs me with his powerful Guardian hands and puts me on my hands an knees.
I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for my Titan.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much but I do it for my Titan.
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water.
I push against his force.
I want to please my Titan.
He uses his Fist of Havoc and he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in
My Titan looks him straight in the eye and says "The Golden Age is over now"
My Titan leaves through my window.
Destiny is love, Destiny is life
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