Confessions of a 29 Hunter 1. I am that guy sitting on the flag that you can jump to from the postmaster hut. Agility must be fairly high to get there. 2. I will prevent you from jumping up there with me, so stop trying you titans and warlocks. Jk lol 3. I ran with OneCollar in the first weekly nightfall strike and it was suspenseful as heck. He got patience & Time, the next week I earned a Hard Light at the summoning pits nightfall. 4. I used to shoot shriekers, until I found out the truth about their death. 5. I know how to use the backstab bladedancer perk, while melee-ing head on. 6. My hunter, has a beard under his helmet. 7. I make montages of me doing backflips in my sparrow, and have been experimenting with hand signals while doing so to look even cooler. 8. I secretly wish my hunter gear had more bulky plating like the titan gear, and the raid piece for my leggings are a tease because only one side is titan-ish. 9. Obtained mask of the third man from xur in the first weekend, the following sunday I grabbed a beer and enjoyed reading the bladedancer QQ threads. 10. This gif simulates the rewarding feeling that I get when I use blink strike: http://i.imgur.com/D7Uvc63.gifv 11. I feel like Jason Statham in "The Expendables" When I go on a throwing knife spree using knife juggler and the instant melee cooldown for precision kills perk. 12. Mask of the third man looks like a Gallente helmet off of DUST 514, but I was always AMARR and am learning to cope with it through rehab. 13. Cabal legionaries look like Gallente heavies: http://web.ccpgamescdn.com/dust/news.control/65875/1/gaheavy18.jpg 14. I think that Sylvester Stallone would be proud of the way Bungie utilized the "Last Word" exotic hand cannon. 15. I love how my Girlfriend is a warlock and she is taking FOREVER to get to level 20 to equip all of the exotic and legendary gear that I have earned for her via cryptarch gambling. 16. My Cryptarch rank is LVL 60, the Cryptarch is my homeboy. 17. I oftentimes take screenshots of my hunter as he is posing with various civilian broads around the tower. 18. My girlfriend walked in on me when another warlock chick was dancing on me, it took a lot of episodes of "How I met your mother," on Netflix to suffice as payback. I did not complain, the show is hilarious! 19. Destiny has helped me continue to stop smoking. I have been smoke free for over 7 months now. The hype is real. 20. I post my newest youtube videos on threads that are completely off topic from said video, learn to love it. 21. The clan that I am in (darksidealliance) is over a decade running, and was created during the days of Starwars battlefront on PS2. 22. Back then I had a 50 ft Ethernet cord running from the router, all the way to my room (I miss that cord). 23. Sometimes tend to shoot, stab, and then continue moving forward in PVP as a habit. Knowing that a second or two later the hostile will finally register as dead. (@bungie :/ ) But when It works out fine I feel pretty cool. 24. I once knifed a titan in PVP and caused him to fly back at 100 meters per second. If the initial blade didn't kill him, the impact with the walls behind him did. 25. I like to show off my exotics when an obvious tower blueberry is checking out my gear (...) I cycle through everything I have available to equip. They then send a raid invite, I respectfully decline. I'm raid taken :) 26. Confession, the original video above is a fun idea that derived from the 8 rules of being a winner. If you don't know what that is, you can thank me later: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyWcynWig98 27. I tap the fire on the Suros Regime while ADS-ing rather than hold the trigger because I can shoot it faster that way... And from time to time I burn half the clip to maximize dps for a first contact. 28. When I come across one too many shotgunners in a given match, I pull out my Universal Remote and put em in their place. 29. I like to dance on top of the Vex bosses in the "Black Garden" when the mind is awakening them from stasis. 30. I have over 200 ascendant shards with no final raid gear pieces to use them on to get to level 30 :(. Useless raid is useless.