So, there was an accident at work and my tailbone is now at a 90 degree angle. I thought you'd all like to laugh about how I broke my ass. Hopefully that cheers you up today.
[spoiler]What really happened is Squiggy was messing with my chair and kicked it out from under me as I went to sit.[/spoiler]
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Necrobump. Suck it
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Sorry, hope you get better!
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I feel like beating a chair jackers ass.
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That ass
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You broke your coccyx! Sorry to hear that but fun to say!
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You suck at tail bones. [spoiler]Get well soooooooon![/spoiler]
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Update: Ass is only getting worse. I hate everything.
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Well at least you could say you busted your ass at work today :D
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Edited by TheDesertRanger: 11/26/2014 3:29:22 PM[quote]my tailbone is now at a 90 degree angle[/quote] You is dinosaurs?
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http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Iron_Butt
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I'm sorry to hear that. Reminds me of when I was not wearing the proper soles at Pizza Hut. The floor was wet since I was the dishwasher. I just slipped and danced in place for a few seconds before falling flat on my ass. Luckily, I've got cushion for the pushin'.
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X-rays or it didn't happen.
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Damnit squiggy
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OP is butthurt
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Oatypls
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you're butthurt. That will be $29.99. Please send me your bank account information, social security number, and your mothers maiden name because she won't tell me. Luv ya.
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This is why I like being fat. Fall on my ass? Instant cushion.
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Just have him kiss it and make it better.
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Edited by Yuu: 11/23/2014 9:44:09 PMPunch Squiggy in the ovaries
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Edited by d0c 0n1ner: 11/23/2014 8:21:06 PM[b] [/b]
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Edited by mast3r ch33f: 11/24/2014 1:22:55 PMid rofl butt ai wood feil bad lol
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90 degrees?!!!! Wooah
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Edited by Bun: 11/24/2014 1:33:09 AMi take great pleasure from this knowledge due to how much i dislike you i hope it was horrible!
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Edited by Legend To None: 11/24/2014 5:55:38 AMlel! Didn't Squiggy know that it's to late to attempt to abort the baby?
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uh ok