Leaked weekly update by DeeJ.
Here goes:
[b]Nightfall Rewards:[/b]
We noticed in year 1 that players were doing the weekly nightfall strike to get good weapons and XP/Rep bonus. Since this is our hardest strike to complete in the game, we've made a few adjustments:
- We've reduced exotic item drop rates by 700%
- We've increased drop rate of class items 270 defense and below by 900%
- We've removed all sorts of XP and rep bonuses altogether.
[b]Economy:[/b]
We noticed that players were earning crucible and vanguard marks to buy gear that they wanted. We also noticed that strange coins and motes of light were being used way too appropriately. So we made some changes:
- We removed crucible and vanguard marks in favor of Legendary Marks
- Now you can earn unlimited legendary marks per week, however we've removed just about every source of marks from the game.
- For no reason at all, we are reducing the amount of Strange Coins and Motes of Light you will receive.
PvP balance:
We noticed some people are complaining how Sunbreaker is OP and Nightstalker has a game breaking glitch. As a result we're implementing some changes:
- Shotgun range has been decreased by 2%
- Sniper rifles with a mag size of 5 bullets or more, will now have a single bullet that does 2x damage.
- Increased Shank HP by 4%
[b]The Grind:[/b]
We promised that after removing nightfall XP bonuses we would find other ways to lessen the grind. We are completely ignoring this promise and refusing to talk about this issue and hope it goes away.
Also, micro transactions are a thing now. This seemed way more important than continuing to improve the game or deliver on the promises we've made.
MOTW:
Best action packed movie ever. 420 no scope 62 kill streak:
http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Note for the brain dead: This is obviously a joke and no part of it is intended to be taken seriously in ANY way.
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Lol shank hp increased by 4%
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Lololol
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Great post! Gave me a much-needed chuckle.
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Eververse is now selling weapon parts. This expenditure is completely optional and has nothing to do with the nerf last week. Also there will be a 100% increase on the amount of weapon parts required for upgrades and infusion. To reiterate. Purchase is optional
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Good thing I still have a rocket launcher with SHANK BURN
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I genuinely laughed at this :D please let some Bungie employees read this
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Funny because it's true. Also sad because it's true.
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Haha this is amazing
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I heard purples are going to start turning into blues again
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Finally bungie didn't -blam!- up by increasing shank hp in pvp
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Edited by Zeal_Is_Magic77: 10/19/2015 2:40:33 PMThis just in: Bungie employee found naked in the middle of an intersection screaming and foaming at the mouth. When confronted by local police, he pulled out "drives" containing new updates for Destiny from his arse and threw them at law enforcement. An employee from Nintendo has been sent to the scene to negotiate with the man about how games can be fun. Also, thank you for giving an accurate interpretation of the weekly updates. I dislike how they still keep up the "Heeeey, see you starside" tone while ignoring so much.
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The fact that he has to say it's a joke makes me worry about our civilization
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This is not an accurate post. It's way too informative :P
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Bump!!
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I love this.
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[quote]XcQ[/quote] YES. DON'T EVEN NEED TO CLICK THAT LINK TO APPRECIATE IT.
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+4% Shank health in the PVP fixes... You got me there.
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PvP balance: Increased Shank HP by 4% 100% confirmed for the next update.
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LOL did nightfall this week. 2 times.. guess what I got - A RUNE !!!!!!!!!! Most kills and I get a fooking RUNE ... FU BUNGIE and... - Some other worthless shit I cant remember... FIX UR SHIT BUNGIE ! Love seeing other people get exotics every time while I get shit and do all the work ! (SEE MY STATS FOR NF U FOOKERS!)
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If only we could get unlimited legendary marks per week, I hit the 200 cap last night and did the daily after not even knowing it had a cap lol
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Lol XcQ
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[quote]http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ[/quote] Really bro? At least give them something like [url=http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ]THIS[/url] instead...
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Yeah but what about the sleeper "stimulant" or simulant haha
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Lol.... So true Every reduction is in favour of eververse.... In time.
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Too accurate