So I was sitting in History class and my teacher told everyone to look to the front of the room. Being the intelligent individual that I am, I stood up and turned my desk towards the door from which I walked into the room. The teacher got angry at me for being smarter than him and called me a retard for thinking the door was the front of the room. I replied that, obviously, the door is the front because you entered the room through the front door and that he was in the back of the room. This went on for quite a while until the teacher got fed up with my intellectual presence and sent me to the principal's office.
I can't believe that people still can't tell which way is "back" or "front". It's a childishly simple concept. The door is called the [i]front[/i] door for a reason. I just can't deal with these idiots ruining my education anymore. I plan on dropping out of this school and attending one without these nimrods who think the front is the focus of the room. Give me a break.
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1 ReplyClearly what you failed to understand is that you did not enter through the front door, but the back. The door is located on the back of the room, hence it is the back door. Your teacher was right to send you to the principal's office. Hopefully they demoted you a grade so you would have the extra time you need to catch up to the rest of your class, all of whom seem to know how to point the right direction when asked.