>The year is 2048 >Donald Trump has conquered much of the known world. >Illegal immigrants are deported to the moon. >Canada has left the planet in search of intelligent life. >The Trumptator is making plans for his Blitzkrieg against Europe, the last free kingdom of men. >Trump is sitting on his golden throne in his golden mansion. >He is watching the mighty Trumpwaffe fly out to bomb Europe. >Meanwhile at the front gates… >Many lolz are being gathered. >Guards are being fragged left and right. >It's Arby n' Chief. >They've come to ban the Trumptator. >"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!" Says the Chief as he lasers the Trumpstapo. "Shoop da Whoop!!!" >Arbitur skillfully engages guards with his DMR, earning their respect for his use of actual skill in the act of slaughtering them. >Chief blasts the door open with his Spartan Laser. >100 guards are inside. >They all fire on Chief. >But Chief haz Armer Lock. >They can't beat Armer Lock. >When they all reload, Chief gets up and kills all of them. >Trump is all that's left. >Arbitur walks up to the Trumptator. >They enter a lengthy philosophical discussion involving their opposing views on life. >Arbitur pulls out his Magnum. >"Trump…" he says in the voice of Microsoft Mike. >Trump cowers before his 1337 hax. >"You're fired."