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Edited by War of Wolves:
2/22/2015 6:21:21 PM
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Why has Cortana gotten so fat?
I swear that Cortana plumps up after every new Halo release. Maybe because she's storing all of information from the last game? Time to get on the digital treadmill before Halo 5 honey!
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All of the data she has amassed is contributing to that. Brains are only so big you know!
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3 Repliesbtw someone like this for future re reads
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That's like Victoria secret telling Kate Upton she's too fat.....
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4 RepliesWhere the flip is the #satire?
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Bumping it like a boss
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[quote][url]https://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post/87589386/0/0[/url] Nice copypaste...[/quote]
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Can I come to the wedding or is this strictly sexual
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#toolongdidnotread
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Come on now don't take other people's work, at least give the original author the credit. Either way, that's still pretty funny. Also well written, which to me makes written (or typed whatever) humor [i]that[/i] much better
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I don't even know...
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4 Replies[url]https://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post/87589386/0/0[/url] Nice copypaste...
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1 ReplyOmigouhl is love, Omnigouhl is life
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[quote]As the bonds restrained me, I was forced to experience a freedom and alien dominance I hadn't felt since third grade. [/quote] wtf
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Better then what Bungie could come up with
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3 RepliesDid you honestly just copied from Long face? :/
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This was awesome. Till I realized this shit was copy and pasted.
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This is blatant plagiarism, you're a scumbag.
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Nice fan fiction/creepy pasta. I would love to see this like shrek is love shriek is life [spoiler]oh please god no more![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Venatria: 2/22/2015 2:19:05 PMSounds like something Longface wrote.
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Dude, don't repost someone else's work and pass it as your own. To those who don't know the original writer of this is o___________o (long face)
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My eyes... They need the bleach.
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Downvoted for plagiarism. Good story, by the real author. If you are going to repost, credit the work, hack.
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All I have to say, really.
