I was trying to complete the fusion spree bounty, after the match I got a message telling me to play red rover in the freeway...
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#Destiny
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Edited by Hugh: 3/2/2015 9:56:41 PMMy psn is PatrickSwayzeJr and one day in crucible I was doing pretty well. I must have killed the same guy a bunch over and over or something because when I looked at my messages later, I had one that said "f you Swayze". It just sounds funny out loud
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Noob: "You're a no skill shotgun scrub!" *i switch to a sniper next game* *kill noob repeatedly and t-bag* *noob leaves mid game* Noob: "F***ing camper blade dancer... You think you're good but my super takes skill." Me: "you're using mythoclast and a fusion, gtfo before I grab nlb and my titan if you're down for a rm?" *silence* [spoiler]rekt[/spoiler]
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I got a hate voicemail via the psn while playing crucible. I spotted a sniper pulled my sniper out shot him and popped his two buddies that ran up right after this. The message went something like this, "F you sitting there hard scoped main, you is a scrub. And you whole team is trash". it was a good game on our part and we stomped them.
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No hate mail here, but back when we could cheese Atheon, I was kicked from a group because they couldn't do it and I was suggesting a different method. Sent the guy a message later saying: "screw you, did it on my own "
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Was playing Halo Reach competitive multiplayer. Now I never really like using armor lock, but there was this wraith I was having trouble with. So I put it on near the end of a game, and tried to take down the wraith. After that I got a message saying "armor lock noob"
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I had one sent to me saying "This story is awesome"
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Gets killed once by a player in pvp after I go 30-1 then he t- bags & sends hate mail saying " You're a try hard and garbage. 1v1 me " lol
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"I hope you grow bald" "I hope they cancel Oprah"
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Pretty typical
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Week one. As a low level hunter, I came across a Titan in the tower, admiring his armor bc he looked like a mf gundam! Thinking I should of started a Titan instead. So I danced and did all the noob sh1t we all did back then, while he was completely still. No ellipses above his head so I figured he was just afk. So I left the tower and a few minutes later I get mail from that dude that read, "you're a worthless piece of trash." WOW, just WOW! That was the only hate mail I've ever received from this game.
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Edited by Saigo_no_AK: 3/2/2015 3:49:56 PMLet's see. None in destiny because I have my messages turned to friends only, but I will share some from other games. I'll start with mvc3, the reason I turned my messages to private. In 3 consecutive days, I had to block 3 different people. First one was when this match was really close, but I managed to snag a win. The guy was pissed, cussing, insulting and the like. 2nd day was pretty much the same and the same thing happened. Now on the 3rd day, this guy completely dominated me. He was really good at the game and I STILL received hate mail. How does that even work? You won, I lost, no reason to be mad about it. I went 60-3 in BO2, my best match ever. One guy was saying he was gonna report me. I said "You gonna report me because you suck? There's not an option for that buddy." Got a few laughs from everybody and he left. Online lesson learned, always have messages set to friends only.
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"You guys is bitches" From some little kid after I booted him for constantly running away from the team in the Gorgon maze and getting caught every time
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This guy hacked my IP, told me where I lived and then said he was going to murder my family. -blam!-ed up people out there
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idk I don't allow msgs from ppl not on my friends list :)
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I just ask people if they wanna share play when people piss me off ^_^
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I PWND this lvl 14 in crucible and he sends me a message saying "get beter fusin rifl"
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I had thorn during second week, so before people knew much about it I'd get hate mail calling me a hacker for causeing burn on a hunter.
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I haven't gotten hate mail. Usually if someone does something (like teabagging) I just send "gg" because I tend to hunt them down and make sure they lose the match.
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Once, another guardian pointed at me..... I was appalled!
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"I'm going to hack your account because you glitched through the strike and stole a Bungie employee's emplem."
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I had a guy call me a jackass for being better at a strike and running ahead after killing what i needed. The whole convo went like this. "Hey you little jackass dont run ahead if you die we wipe retard" *runs ahead and grenades myself* "Wtf you little fukin retard* Me : (sending text messages) Kekekekek. "(Pronounciation retard alert) o yeah Keekeekeekeekee you think youre so -blam!-in funny i hope you jump of a bridge and die" Me: please, cry and complain more. Im running low on tears this week. "Oh yeah cry huh you make me want to cry so much i drown you little bitch" Me: bleach is more effective. So this continues until he spams me with blank voice messages till i block him. Then he and his friend push me in the open where i die by valus ta asshole. They end up doing the strike for me. I win.
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People hate you when you use the mythoclast in PvP especially before it was nerfed to much hate to even write here lol
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I was farming on venus and i ran into a guy who was doing bounties that i needed to do as well. So then i trolled him a bit and sat in the farming spot ao the enemies couldnt spawn. He started doing it too. So then he messaged me saying "im just gonna do what i do when fags like you do this. Im gonna go eat lunch. See you in an hour.".... challenge accepted... not even an hour later, maybe like 30 min. He leaves the game and messages me back saying "youre a dick, you are just a dick, i just wanted to do bounties, you are indeed a dick"
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Got tea-bagged by a few worldly gentlemen in Crucible. I tea-bagged them back and their FTL messaged me, "ur so bad." Next match I was on their team and dominated the round. I replied with, "so bad." That's pretty much the only hate mail I've received.
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Me and my friend had beat crota once and we both hop on are alts .well we got invite to kill crota and at the time my alt was level 30 and all I need was boots to drop . Well I got in the group and the full team was nothing but warlocks which there all 32. But the group wipe twice due to the fact none them seem know how to use the sword .which I had stated we should have a titan or Hunter doing the sword .then I called called a Christmas noon and a dumb ass . Which I told them was funny as hell and that I was a 32 on two differ alts and I was walking in that raid with the vex which was funniest thing I heard . Then the group said if I know so much I should pick up the sword which I was on my last alt i level which everybody could see was level 30 .I ask them how dump are you guys . Then they said you -blam!-ing American . Me my friend left laughing at them .then found a group differ ppl killed crota on sec try . Lol
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Someone randomly told me I was going to be arrested for sexual harassment. It was so funny.