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4/16/2015 5:18:57 AM
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Best "deez nuts" jokes you have heard yet
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Do you have OCD? OCDeezNutz!
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I heard a kid answer a question with that down the hall. Teacher - who started the Spanish-American war? Dumb ass - DEEZ NUTS! HA! Teacher - Get out of my class and go to the principal's office, now!
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1 ReplySharon, lets see whats behind door number 1.... Dees Nuts! Got eeem! Aladin Cave: Who disturbs my slumber? Me: Deez Nuts
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1 ReplyEdited by ChiralGear: 4/16/2015 5:39:34 AMThis happened to me in class the other day. One of my close friends who sits next to me says in the most serious and convincing tone I've ever heard from him, "Dude I got a package in the mail yesterday that was addressed to you." To which I replied, "What?? What was inside?" He then turns his entire body toward me, and he says, "DEEZ NUTS!" While grabbing his crotch. My head immediately hit my desk and I laughed for a long time of how stupid I felt for falling for that joke.
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1 ReplyGo up to someone you at least know and say " They been together for (however old that person is preferably a boy) and when they say who, you say "Des Nuts!"
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[spoiler]none of them, they're all stupid[/spoiler]
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Oops meant deez
