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Edited by Tiber of Astora: 10/8/2015 8:31:18 PM
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Pseudo-petition to outlaw minivans and the people who drive them.

Signed. I am a normal human being.

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Not signing. I drive a minivan.

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Minivans make the innocent want to hurt people. They incite violence in peaceful people. When someone has to get home after a long day of work, there's always a minivan struggling to hit 55 after two minutes of accelerating. They make even the nicest people angry. They are of the devil. Only poor people and the mentally retarded drive such a disgraceful vehicle. Who so ever drives a minivan wastes valuable time when accelerating; not only for themselves, but those behind them. We must outlaw these abominations and the wicked souls who drive them. They must be criminalized. [spoiler]Long live the six cylinder and up![/spoiler]

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  • You ever tried fitting a family of 6 in a car? Plus groceries, or luggage, or bikes? And it's not the vehicle, it's the people driving. With ours we pass sports cars on the highway, while we're fully loaded too. [spoiler]I don't own a vehicle yet, but when I do it will be a truck (cause I hate getting in and out of cars). Then once I have a family I will get a mini van.[/spoiler]

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