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Edited by Elbow Macaroni: 12/16/2014 5:25:00 PM
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Weirdest thing a girl has said to you?

What is the weirdest thing any grill has told you? Whether it's your girlfriend, your mom, or just some random chick. I came up with the idea for this thread after something some girl said to me yesterday. Click the spoiler for the story. [spoiler]So I was having a conversation in class with a girl and a friend of mine. We somehow got on the subject of height, and I'm not really tall, I'm kinda short. So she was asking how tall I was. I said "I don't know, I don't measure myself often. I'm probably about 5ft 7inches or so." And she said "Oh it doesn't matter how tall you are if your dick is big." In my mind I was like "What the -blam!- could you repeat that???" But I just laughed and played it off as a joke, but foreal who says that hahaha. My friend just looked at me oddly as if I had done something sexual with her or something.[/spoiler]

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  • Edited by psycho 4 hire: 10/21/2015 3:44:42 AM
    I was camping ( if anyone knows anything about campground girls there crazy and wild because they don't have there parents looking after them the whole time) and I had been hanging out with a girl who seemed pretty cool and all the other guys at the camp ground hit on her so I guess it was cool that she hung out with me but anyway. So we're just sitting in the little arts and crafts room and they have really nice couches and they all ways play kids movies and we're just sitting there talking and out of no where she said " can you take off your pants" I look over at her and her face is like blood red and I'm like " wait what" she says with an ever redder face " take off your pants and kiss me "I then proceeded to give the biggest WHAT THE HECK look ever and walk out of the door slowly she later came and apologized and said she didn't know what she was thinking so I brushed it off and wee cool now Edit : defiantly the most uncomfortable and weird experience of my life

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