How Sunbreakers came to be:
"Aw, no!" The Titan shouted, falling to his knees. He had lost yet another crucible match of rumble. He looked at the ground, defeated. He heard footsteps coming towards him, he already knew what he was in for.
"Better luck next time, fatass." The Titan looked up, seeing a cocky hunter look down and give him a smug look. "Maybe you should.. I dunno.." The hunter took out his knife and threw it up in the air, catching it between his thumb and his index finger. "Get good?"
The Titan was outraged. "Get good!? You just ran around using your stupid blink ability and shotgunning me in the face! I couldn't do anything about it!"
The hunter took his knife and pointed it at the brawny Titan. "Hey. Blink shotgunning takes skill. Don't be mad cause you don't know how to do it."
The Titan was about to retaliate and give this jerk of a hunter what for, until he saw a warlock walk up to both of them, he quickly got an idea.
"Hey, you! Warlock!" The Titan shouted excitedly. The warlock looked at him, raising an eyebrow and keeping silent. "Do you uh.. Do you mind teaching me blink? It'd help a lot!"
The warlock sighed, snapping his fingers and summoning a floating piece of ancient paper, he looked at it dubiously. "Hmm, let's see. Things to do today.. Play dodgeball with nova bombs at 12, kill myself and self res for funsies at 2, and floof about the cosmodrome at 4. Oh, look. No where on this list does it say 'Teach an idiot how to blink.' Apologies." The warlock snapped again, making the list dissapear from sight once more.
The Titan got a look of sadness, "Hey.. I-I'm not an idiot.."
The warlock and the hunter looked at each other, bursting into laughter. "Says the guy who comes in dead last each match! Hahah!"
The warlock put his arm around the hunter, pointing at him. "You literally get owned by a guy who looks like Red Riding Hood! Haha!" The hunter shot the warlock a look, before adjusting his cloak and laughing once more.
The Titan clenched his fists, "S-Shut up you two..."
The hunter wiped his tears, "Or what? You gonna punch us with those T-Rex arms?"
"Woah, there. Don't make him too mad, he might panic smash us!"
The Titan got up, getting irritated. "Alright.. You asked for it!" The Titan prepared himself, getting ready to fist of havoc these guys into oblivion. "Take this!" The Titan ran forward, and before he even realized what had happened, he was surrounded by a bluish sphere. "Oh.. Wait, come on! Not a bubble!" The Titan facepalmed, hearing the other two laugh even harder. He didn't know how much more he could embarass himself.
The hunter was literally rolling on the floor by this point. "Hahahahaha! All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied guardian in the tower!"
"Nice joke there hunter," the warlock chimed in, "Though I believe our Titan Pal may be a slow on the reference."
"Shut up.." The Titan growled, getting angrier each second.
"Hey, does that thing blind you too? That must be why you always die in it right?"
"Shut up...." The Titan was about to reach a breaking point. He clenched his fists.
"Hey, can we come in there too? Or is it scrubs only?"
The laughter and taunts of the hunter and warlock was too much. At that moment, the angry Titan snapped, changing the balance of crucible as we know it.
"I said shut UP!!!" Out of no where, a flash of fiery lightning and the pounding impact of an anvil shook the air. The blast had blown the hunter back and blinded the warlock momentarily. There stood the Titan, engulfed in flames, with a menacing, burning hammer in his grasp. He'd never felt this before. He felt.. Unstoppable.
Before he could embrace his newfound power and mock the cowering warlock, the cocky hunter quickly recovered and charged at the Titan, his knife pulsing with arc energy. The Titan smiled and reeled back his hammer, waiting for the hunter to get near him. The hunter gave a loud battlecry before he heard the Titan muttered a familiar phrase.
"Get rekt."
The Titan smashed the hammer into the attacking bladedancer, completely dissolving him into dust. The Titan chuckled, loving that he finally got to shut the hunter up. He looked at the warlock, who was completely in awe. "What.. Are you!?" He cried.
The Titan readied his hammer. "Oh me? I'm just an idiot Titan. Remember?"
"I'll... I'll show you! Eat THIS!" The warlock jumped in the air and flicked his hand forward, launching a massive bolt of void energy towards the titan, causing a massive explosion that could surely be heard for miles. The warlock lowered himself back towards the ground, dusting off his shoulder. "Yeah, I remember. Haha, idiot tit- WHAT!?" Out of the smoke came the Titan, still burning bright as ever, completely unphased by the Warlock's nova bomb.
The warlock was paralysed in fear as the Titan spoke. "Then I'm sure you'll remember this too." And with that, the Titan launched a hammer that burned with every ounce of rage he had accumulated over the past year, straight at the warlock's frightned face. It impacted, making him explode into nothingness.
And with that, the Titan stood proud. He had shown his former rivals.
He looked down at his newfound hammer and smiled, remembering shaxx's phrase.
[i]Send them home crying.[/i]
[spoiler]Lil story I came up with outta boredom. Hope you enjoy![/spoiler]
Edit: Yes I'm aware nova bomb kills a Sunbreaker, the event used in the story is merely for dramatic effect.
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Really enjoy your stories.
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Well now I feel terrible
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And then Bungie, proving that they truly hate Titans, nerfed the Sunbreaker into the ground.
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ever heard of skull of dire ahamkara
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Edited by AzExcalibur: 11/4/2015 6:42:22 PMbs no sunbreaker can take my nova bomb
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5 out of 5 potatoes. Seriously that was a good story. Really brings out the anger we Titans had in the crucible in year 1.
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Bump for fun
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great story m8
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This is amazing
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I've taken a nova bomb at point blank and still came out on top. I didn't lose rumble before sun breaker though, shoulder charge worked pretty well before shotguns became overused
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>hunter respawns >"payback time bitch!" >whips out golden gun >shoots titan in the face, causing a fiery explosion >hunter puts GG away >titan emerges from the smoke >hunter gets rekt by hammer time >receives ye olde teabag >hunter respawns again >golden tears >immediately goes to nearest computer >hammer iz OP bungee plz nurf
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10/10 great story friend
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Saltbreaker: Hammer of Salt- Hammer, forged by the salt of those who believe their classes are the best. Slowly grows more and more powerful as the salt flow increases exponentially...
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Right then your teacher gave you a D on this story because it sux
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This might actually be accurate
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Now that Titans are no longer bullied and stand a chance against other supers in Crucible everyone wants to nerf it. Smh.
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It was a really funny read until the sunbreaker part
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I felt for the Titan when he was being bullied by the other classes. I got your back Titanbros. Sincerely, A Day One Hunter
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If the Titan wanted to feel unstoppable, why didn't he just activate the perk? Stupid Titan is stupid.
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This is amazing, please do more!
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Great story, (I'm a hunter) Please make a nightstalker And a storm caller one
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This story is better then Destinys lol good job
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Edited by Avery: 10/27/2015 2:10:59 AM. . . . (⌐■ ͜ʖ ■) . '_ノ ヽ ノ \_ `/ `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ ノ Buff Lenny approves this thread. ヽ___>、___/ |( 王 ノ〈 /ミ`ー―彡\ / ヽ_/ \
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this is so stupid