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Sgt. Johnson Quotes

Just a list of quotes I put together by Sergeant Johnson, feel free to add yours! "Oh, I know what the ladies like..." "Hey, bastard! Knock! Knock!" "Please, don't shake the light bulb." "Hit it, Marines. Go, go, go! The Corps ain't payin' us by the hour!" "Yes, we know I'm pretty, but we gotta get back to work." "I don't wanna kill ya, you're just too ugly to let live!". "They must love the smell of Bulgari. Yeah, that's right I'm doing a little bit of product placement. I gotta get paid, too, you know!" "Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me 'Cupid'!" "Listen Tinker Bell, don't make me...." "For a brick, he flew pretty good." "All you greenhorns who wanted to see Covenant up close... this is gonna be your lucky day." "It's a mess, sir. We're scattered all over this valley. We called for evac, but until you showed up, I thought we were cooked." "Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a--blam!- machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?"
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FlameSword "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!" [/quote] Caslevania reference is win. Now where's mah free cookies? [Edited on 12.22.2009 3:20 AM PST]

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  • "We've got jackals in the courtyard!"

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  • "This is it baby, [i]hold me[/i]"

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  • "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-Dead

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  • "Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy tanks! We had sticks. Two stick and a rock for the entire platoon! And we had to share the rock! You should consider yourself very lucky marines!" [Edited on 12.22.2009 1:26 AM PST]

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  • "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!" "REMEMBER, SIMON! DON'T BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU, DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU WHO BELIEVES IN ME. BELIEVE IN YOU, WHO BELIEVES IN YOURSELF!" "In my world, the color red doesn't exist...so how do you know these aren't my tears?" "No! I can't believe this! I've lost count of my kills!" "Yuuuuuu-Giiiiiiiiii-Ooooooh!" [Edited on 12.21.2009 9:01 PM PST]

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  • "Your mom is on the cover of Crackwhore Magasine" [Edited on 12.21.2009 8:59 PM PST]

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