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3/23/2016 3:19:54 AM
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Why have sex when you can ride a razor scooter?
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Why not both? At the same time? Perfect solution, in my book.
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43 RepliesWell, for one thing, there is the reduced risk of road rash when I fall off. Though I will admit that the protective gear for both does make me look silly.
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1 ReplyWell one requires lube... The other requires a helmet. [spoiler]the scooter is the first one[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI got my mom to record me doing a 180 at a scoot park with my iPod, wanna see it?
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2 RepliesOne of them doesn't fu[i][/i]ck up your shins
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4 RepliesWhy not both?
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1 ReplyBut do you have a Motorola Razor to go with it?
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What's a razor scooter and can it hold 300 pounds?
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27 RepliesThis is porn
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I'd rather have my pee pee sucked, I have needs you know!
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1 ReplyCause sex is life
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What about having sex while riding a razor scooter...?
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4 RepliesIdk. Sex is pretty fun.
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2 RepliesWhy have sex in general? Watch Alexis Texas to find out more ..
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9 Replies[b] [/b]
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5 RepliesWhy ride a razor scooter when you can wear Heelys?
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Riding on both
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6 RepliesI can ride my bike with no handlebars no handlebars
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3 RepliesThey're so cheap nowadays, too. I think I saw one at Walmart for, like, twenty bucks. Honestly kids, there has never been a better time to practice safe sex while looking cool on a scooter.
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1 ReplyBecause then I can sing this.
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There is a similar RvB qoute like this
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It's funny because I'm watching Shrek 2 atm
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2 Replies[i]~"Let's dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing." [/i]
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Edited by Sage 13: 3/24/2016 1:00:50 AMThis is why my scooter is still in the garage, in case some maniac woman tries to sleep with me. I'll just ride away if she ever thinks of performing coitus...
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1 Reply
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I don't know, why would you?
