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Edited by Ghost4201990:
3/10/2017 5:12:02 PM
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How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None because they expect the government to do it
[spoiler]Bodum tss[/spoiler]
It's just a joke nobody get upset
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Edited by Xion101: 9/9/2018 7:35:22 PMHow many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? None because turning on the light is considered oppression of the the dark room.
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9 RepliesHow many bullets does it take to kill a trans person. [spoiler]zero they will kill themselves[/spoiler]
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Why did the atheist cross the road ? [spoiler]to get hit by a moving car as his Christian parents wanted to convert him[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHow mant trump supporters does it takenti change a light bulb. [spoiler]none they are busy beating the room for being black[/spoiler]
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17 RepliesHow many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb [spoiler]none they only screw the poor[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHow many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [spoiler]One. She puts the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her. [/spoiler] How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? [spoiler]They don't. They arrest the bulb for being broke and shoot the room for being black. [/spoiler]
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3 RepliesHow many Mexicans does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? [spoiler]Just Juan[/spoiler]
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None. The concept of having indoor light are "out dated beliefs" . they prefer scented candles.
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1 ReplyHow many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb? [spoiler]One. She just holds it up and waits for the world to turn around her. [/spoiler] [spoiler]It's just a joke. Calm down. [/spoiler]
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8 RepliesSurprise ending - the government doesn't install new bulbs, but instead fines them for violating building ordinances and for using bulbs that aren't compliant with EPA regulations. It collects the fine, collects further taxation, and then puts the money towards detonating a Yemeni wedding with a drone strike.
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39 RepliesHow many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb??? [spoiler]none cuz they dont believe in science...[/spoiler] 😄😄😄
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Edited by Sage: 7/11/2022 1:55:30 AMHow many koreans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [spoiler]None, I killed them during the war so they don't have time to make lights at their base. -blam!-in korean war- darn messed me up to full returdddddd[/spoiler] [spoiler]This was when I was named Red Forman ok, he fought in korean war lol[/spoiler]
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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [spoiler]Three. One to do it and two to shut the -blam!- up. [/spoiler] [spoiler]The luckiest seven you will ever meet[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHow many people interested in politics does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [spoiler] Doesn't matter, they all end up fighting over who gets to turn the bulb[/spoiler]
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Edited by LogansAlt1: 3/13/2017 12:59:32 AMNone because having a pitch black room is progressive and not racist.
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1 ReplyHow many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [spoiler]2. 1 to lie to the public and assure them that everything is being done to fix the problem, while the other screws the lightbulb into a faucet[/spoiler]
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Edited by LibertarianCajun: 3/13/2017 12:38:32 AMHow many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? [spoiler]None, they can't risk American drone systems spotting them.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesThe people who actually got upset about this literally deserve to get the crap beat out of them (I'm not joking) If you're offended by a joke of this level, than you're probably what's wrong with this world right now. Stop being so soft and grow up
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1 ReplyHow many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? [spoiler]None. They'd rather sit in the dark and blame Obama.[/spoiler]
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12 RepliesHow many trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb? [spoiler]doesn't matter, they can't change anything...[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesWhy did the black have a nightmare? [spoiler]Because they killed the one who had a dream[/spoiler] Wrong post?
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it depends on the liberal. but good joke
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6 RepliesHow many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb. [spoiler]none, they'll say that the lightbulb is discriminating the room for being black.[/spoiler]
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I'll get back to you, they are still deliberating.
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3 RepliesEdited by ZoniCat: 3/11/2017 3:34:05 AMHow many conservatives does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None because they just shoot for not adhering to their outdated beliefs
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Political post, haha yes.
