My worst was "I'm sorry, who are you?" In response to a text from someone saying they're really happy to have me as their friend, and that I'm a very genuine person. There was no name, and I had no idea who sent it, so I asked for clarification.

I sent a D pic to a buddy of my dad's on accident when it was intended to go to my girl. They have close to the same name and were right next to each other in my contacts. Worst part was, it wasn't some half-assed pic either. I had the gorging, throbbing, veiny swoll swag going on. It was the best pic of my D I've ever taken. If I wasn't such a gentleman, I'd re-use it in the future.

Not a text but I did send something pretty bad. Would've happened 16-17 years ago. I just learnt how to write and I liked doing it, I'd write lots of notes, don't remember what any of them said, probably just my name. Anyway my parents were out at a pub with friends and I was with them, I would show off my writing skills to the other toddlers and shit, I then for whatever reason thought it would be funny to write a letter claiming to be one of my parents friends kids and that they killed themselves, all I remember after that was lots of crying then getting in trouble. One of my earliest memories.

Replied with "cool" to someone who said they had been contemplating suicide.

I once sent a drunk mass text of "Goodbye Everyone" when I meant to say goodnight. My phone died and nobody was able to get ahold of me, until the police were at my door concerned for my safety.

I once texted my friend's dad as a joke a text that said "Dad... I'm gay." The response was, "I know, my little prince." I texted "Daddy". I haven't seen him the same since.

I don't text.

*(hate me if you want but 15+ years later I still feel bad...and never did THIS again[spoiler]tho I've got other ones nothing on this level...[/spoiler]...not that I had done it before I hadn't just saying...)* Wasn't text but prank phone call... Went like this... *Calls number... Her "Hello"... "Miss (common name)"... Her... "yes"... "This is Dr Frank from KU medical center...Is your brothers name Kyle (common name)"??? Her..."Yes"... She sounds confused... "Does you brother drive a blue 1990s chevy s-10"??? Her "Yes what happened​ is everything ok"...she sounds scared... "He was in a car crash tonight and we need you to come down and identify his body"... Her..."What??? Are you serious"???(massive crying)... "Sorry to tell you this Miss (common name) but yes and you're listed as his emergency contact "... Her...(cries a lot more)... "Sorry again"... I hang up... [spoiler]and that's only half the story...[/spoiler] Yes I was a horrible jack ass kid at the time but I learned a lot about myself that day...

I literally told a girl that she was never going to amount to anything and that the only thing she'd ever be good for was getting ej******ed on.

Not me but a friend. He got a text from a unknown number saying "are we still on tonight" he said yes bby and that they should bring cheese and wine and that he couldn't wait to take it in the ass. That person was his math tutor

I text my mate about a girl I'd just slept with, but sent it to the girl by mistake.

So, a couple guys and I are all comfortable with the way we swing, and we always make gay jokes and shit just for fun. Hell two of them told the group of us someone actually thought they were gay from the jokes they made with each other... Why is this important? Well, imagine your texting someone of said group of friends, when you mum is at the store. Now, I had just gotten a text from my mum a minute ago, and my friend was the second one there now, not the first like I thought. Long story short, I ended up sending my mum a text that sad "pound my àss harder daddy."

I told my ex gf to have her next period in a shark tank, after I caught her cheating. True story.

This wasn't me. A friend of mine decides to try and sext a female of interest. He sends, "Be honest. Have you ever thought about what I look like naked?" To this girl. Her name began with an M. (Terrible way to start a conversation btw.) As fate would have it, her name was directly next to 'Mom' in his contact list. About 30 seconds later his mom came down the stairs, and I think you can fill in the rest.

I can't wait for you to come home your gonna get a good seeing to Text reply blank I think you've sent this to my phone by mistake ( her mum) My reply no I haven't

I was asking my kids 'are you ready?' Thanks to Swype, autocorrect and proofreading a second too late I sent 'are you tasty?'

[i]'i love you'[/i]

Why does my dick have teeth?

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This- I love people who play the recorder They sound really masterful and experienced when they play, like a naked little Indonesian kid who gave his family, friends, clothes, and food to spend his entire life practicing the recorder. Every conscious moment of his life, he spends playing the recorder. You know he's nearby when you see a little shadow come around the corner, followed by the sweet little sound of the recorder. Then there he is, with completely black eyes, walking like a two legged crab toward you. The movement of his fingers is so therapeutic, that you just want to fall asleep next to the boy upon seeing them mo- The naked little Indonesian boy's recorder skills do not falter, even in bed. You wake up to the boy sitting on your stomach, his face two inches away from yours. He has no recorder in his mouth, and no hands near his head. Just the two pitch black eyes placed in his face. You still hear the recorder, how could this be? You try to turn your head to see where the sound is coming from. You cannot move. The little boys eyes are so mesmerizing. The naked Indonesian boy leans back, and gets up off of you. You try to sit up, but a shooting pain runs through your chest, and your rib cage bursts open as a massive steel recorder bursts out, removing your organs in the process. The Indonesian child grabs the metal instrument and places it in your mouth, prompting you to play. You try to blow into the recorder, but cannot, because you have no lungs anymore. The child seems enraged by this, and floats up to the roof. He straightens to a plank, and starts to spin in a circle, like a ceiling fan. He starts to make strange noises... wagga Wagga Wagga wagga wagga wagga wagga wagga wagga wagga wagga You awake in a plane. You are the pilot, you begin to realize the you are heading straight for a tall building. But then, just when you might have thought he left... wagga wagga wagga wagga wagga You turn to see the naked Indonesian boy standing on the wing of the plane, doing a crab walk back and forth.  Then you realize you are ready. You unbuckle your seatbelt, and walk outside the pilot's room, leaving the plane without a pilot. You open the door to the plane, and look out to see the child on the wing. He holds his arms out, as if to catch you. You jump from the door, and get caught by the child as you pass. He looks at you with black eyes and says: "You have done it, my son. You are ready for the recorder of destiny. The boy hops onto your back and you both fly to the front of the plane. wagga wagga wagga wagga wagga Before your eyes, the plane morphs and shifts into a giant rocket propelled recorder, and blasts toward the tall building. You scream "I LOVE LITTLE BOYS" and the recorder smashes into the building with explosive force, letting out a high pitched whistle as the structure falls to the ground. [spoiler]she replies- I think we should see other people [/spoiler]