Hey you! Yeah you, the cranky old f@ck! Assassin’s Oath is now recruiting people ages 30 and older (but if you’re 21+ and have the back of a 50+ year old, we’ll take you too). We’re looking for people who are interested in endgame content, raiding, sherpaing, as well as some diet PvP (think of more of a Fabled grind than Legend). Most of us have jobs, kids, and partners that will stab us if we play hardcore amounts of Destiny, but if you’re a weekend warrior or like to shoot aliens when the kids go to bed, we might be a great fit for you! What’s our clan make-up? -Professionals -College students -Married people -Parents -Sarcastic old people that have been around since D1 -NA people (most of our sherpas are 9-5ers so our raids happen after 7pm EST) Requirements: - 30+ preferred, but will also take mature 21+ - Be respectful (I mean, we swear, get rowdy and make wildly inappropriate jokes, but if you’re being a creep and the reason that HR has to have that sexual harassment training every year, we’re probably not going to work out) - Be an independent man or woman (our sherpas love to help but sometimes, you just gotta suck it up and use LFG) - If interested in raiding: Can follow directions - Download the Band app to communicate with us (this is how we organize events) Leave a message here if you're old and interested. Or you can PSN me: Aeluro Want to have a convo and an icebreaker to see if we're going to get along?!?! Here's some ice breakers for you (replying to these is not required, I'm just a teacher and this is how I deal with scared children and awkward adults): - Do you fold or crumple toilet paper? - You've gotta sing a song for karaoke, what song do you pick? - What is the worst job you have ever had? Aeluro's responses: Fold - I'm not an animal Song - Love Shack - UPS - F that place