[i]2/5/18 12:00 am The incident[/i] Interview A Jane fritz Species: finch An employee at katze forge Audio log 2341 _______________________________________ A) hello Ms fritz, you may begin your statement F) it was closing time, when the situation happened... F) Throughout the day, there were whispers coming from the trash, our boss told us to ignore it, however it seemed that as the day progressed, the noise got louder and louder A) is that when you opened the hatch? F) no... I opened it after our boss john came by in his exoskeleton and fired several shots into the trash, we were all suprised when the whispers stoped... F) I went to go peek into the trash to find what the hell just happened when everything went blank, I woke up 7 hours later to find that outside there were officers outsids standing over a gun that for some reason had legs bolted on... A) are you sure thats what you saw? F) yes, for some flocking reason, it was wearing... Stuff... A) wait.... What was it wearing?? F) 7 inch stilettos, fish net stockings, and... Booty shorts... A) you have to be joking, end off audio recording 1... _______________________________________ [i]2/8/18 10:00am[/i] Interview B Richard Wayne Species: human Customer at katze forge _______________________________________ A) you may begin when... R) IT WAS EVIL... IT WANTED MY [REDACTED] A) sir, please reframe from taking about certain bodyparts like that... R) IT DID THO, WHEN IT BURSTED FROM THE TRASH, AND KNOCKED ONE OF THE EMPLOYEES OUT, IT RAN STRAIGHT TO ME AND TRIED TO REMOVE MY PANTS A) you serious? R) HELL YES, IT TALKED!!! I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE THE DAY A GLOCK 17 WOULD TALK LIKE THAT... IT SAID: [redacted due to inappropriate language] A) wow... Thats sounds... Traumatic... R) WHAT MAKES THIS WORSE IS THAT WHEN IT REMOVED THE BOOTY SHORT IT HAS A [REDACTED], HOW THE FnCk DOES A GLOCK HAVE A [REDACTED] A) sir, I think we must cut this interview short... R) YOU NEED TO BELIEVE ME, I GOT [REDACTED] BY A GUN!!!!! audio ends _______________________________________ 2/8/18 7:00pm Interrogation A John fizwine Species: budgerigar Owner and inventor at katze forge _______________________________________ A) you have alot of explaining to do john... J) please... Call be budgie... A) no, i will not be calling you any other name becides the one on your sheet, your being questioned for your crimes... J) it was simple... Gun, lower half of a exo frame, a pringles can, sponges, and a rubber glove, and a MP5R34 chip... It was a commission some creepy weeb wanted A) why would you even accept that order... J) cause I like a little chaos... A) I dont think you understand what Chaos means... J) well... You will see... A) so how did this, thing... Get put into the trash in the first place... J) the MP5R34 chip was malfunction, causing all the flaws the original had, to be multiplyed, I at first thought it was intelegence was what was damaged, but then it started screaming about wanting [redacted] so I immediately turned it off and threw it into the trash chute A) go on... J) when I returned 4 hours later, I saw it climbing back up so I flew to my office and got into my exo skeleton and fired several shots into the damn thing... It stoped moving for a while,but after it jumped out of the shoot and tackled some of my customers, indecided its time to end this... A) so... You made a sentient -blam!- gun, and it attacks some of your workers, did its thing to a customer, and is currently on the loose somewhere here in offtopic J) precisely... A) I heard enough... Your under arrest... J) dont think so.... A) and why is tha... Audio end with a loud explosion and several screams... _______________________________________ ... --- ... / -... ..- -.. --. .. . / . ... -.-. .- .--. . -.. --..-- / .-- .- .-.. .-.. / .. ... / . -..- .--. --- ... . -.. / .- -. -.. / - .... .- - / --. ..- -. / .-- .. - .... / .- / .-..-. - --- -.-- .-..-. / .. ... / .... . .-. . --..-- / .. / .- -- / -... . .. -. --. / .- - - .- -.-. -.- . -.. --..-- / .--. .-.. . .- ... . / ... . -. -.. / .... . .-.. .--. .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- [spoiler]💿👅💿[/spoiler]