Speakers drink of choice; [b]Porch, on the rocks. [/b] [u]Ingredients + Preparation: [/u]-unknown [u]Comments: [/u]-Speaker rarely seen holding this drink, characterized by its gray, cloudy appearance. It is a mysterious brew. -Rumored to contain the very [i]souls[/i] of previously notable offtopicans, adjacent to Speaker's alleged involvement in the [b]Pizza Friday Case[/b] (currently undergoing Investigation). [spoiler][quote] What do I do?[/quote] Paste some rather large googly eyes on a select (preferably palm sized) stone. Name your new friend. [/spoiler]