Why do they call it a building, its obviously finished so why just not call it a built?
Go,go
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I'd rate it a solid 9/11 Just kidding though, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
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wanna hear a joke about a bird? ...no? well this is hawkward O.o
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you don't get it
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EVA Fish THEY SEE US THEY'RE STARTING TO TURN[/quote]This isn't even a joke, so I'm not rating it. This [i]thread[/i] is a joke, though.
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7/10 THEY SEE US THEY'RE STARTING TO TURN [Edited on 07.01.2011 1:45 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doctor Smoove Stupid pickup line. Wanna hear a math joke? Add me and you, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hopefully we don't multiply.[/quote] 8/10 ODST:Why shouldn't you sleep with Sanghieli women? Marine:Why? ODST:Because they have wart wart wart's!
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Stupid pickup line. Wanna hear a math joke? Add me and you, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hopefully we don't multiply.
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U r hav small pen0r lololooololol Edit: -blam!- you v v v v v [Edited on 07.01.2011 1:39 AM PDT]
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guy above me 4/10 Me: Oh hey dude. I see you have the 'Anarchy' sign on the side of your guitar. Why do you have that there? Friend: Oh, uh, yeah. It just describes my personality ya know. I'm really rebellious that way. Me: So your an Anarchist? Friend: A what?
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0/0 Flawless score. So I went to Gamestop the other day to buy L.A. Noire. Unfortunately, the clerk informed me that they had just sold the last copy, but offered me any game of my choice for half off. I looked at the game shelves for a few minutes, and picked out Black Ops. I took it to the clerk, he gave me half off. I thanked him, and left. On my way home I opened the case, and saw that instead of Black Ops in the case there was a whole salmon. Outraged, I raced back to gamestop and demanded an answer. He said that happens once in a while, damn kids and their practical jokes. I said hahaha that's cool man, do you have another in stock? He said yeah, just follow me to the back. I opened up the next case of BO and noticed it was freash salmon. I then proceeded to open up the rest of the cases, all salmon. It was then that i realized that the clerk was actually a bear, and I had wandered into BearStop by mistake. He then offered me some salmon. I said sure why not, i'm hunry after all this running around. So I ate the salmon AND THEN I WAS A BEAR THE END ? TL;DR: BO = Salmon
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BassWolf19 guy above 8/10 Knock Knock Whos there Go Go who F uck.[/quote] 3/10 A blonde, brunette and a red haired female convicts escape. They reach a forrest with the police hot on their trail. The 3 of them dicided to hide on top of the seperate trees. The cops get to the brunettes tree and ask "who is there?" The blode goes "chirp-chirp" like birds. Police goes to the red haired tree and ask the same, she goes "squewk-squewk" like a chimpmunk. Then police get to the blonde and ask the same Q, she says "Moooooo!!!"
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guy above 8/10 Knock Knock Whos there Go Go who F uck. [Edited on 07.01.2011 1:24 AM PDT]
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A duck walks into the pharmacy and says 'I'd like to buy a condom'. The pharmacist says 'Would you like that on your bill?' The duck says 'WHAT KIND OF DUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?'
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VenomfangX Ehhh. I'd give it a 9.5 out of 100![/quote] i dont undrstand
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Ehhh. I'd give it a 9.5 out of 100!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Th3Av3Ng3R [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXGnarlyBullXx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pira7eHun7er Yo mamma's like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by mexicans all day.[/quote] terrible[/quote] Yo mamma's so ugly, even the devil says praise the lord. Just sayin.[/quote] hahhahahahaha
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6/10 Alright, a man is at the doctors and he's trying to get a baby but can't due to a testicular problem. The doctor gives him a jar and tells him to jizz in it, and return it. The next day he returns, the jar is empty. He says to the doctor: "Well doc, I tried. I tried to do it by myself, my wife helped me, and I even got my neighbor Judy to help my problem but it just couldn't happen." The doctor then says "Your neighbor helped you?" "Yeah none of us get the jar open." [Edited on 06.10.2011 12:34 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gman5434 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WETbiscuit 808 What the hardest thing about being a Pedo-phile? Fitting in!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA[/quote] 8/10 Now I don't expect many to get this but whatever: God = e^(ipi/2)[/quote]I'm gonna say 5/10 because I don't understand. Wanna know how I met your mom? Walking into the firework store and asking for the biggest bang
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WETbiscuit 808 What the hardest thing about being a Pedo-phile? Fitting in!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA[/quote] 8/10 Now I don't expect many to get this but whatever: God = e^(ipi/2) [Edited on 06.10.2011 12:29 AM PDT]
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What the hardest thing about being a Pedo-phile? Fitting in!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
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whats blue and -blam!-s grannies? me in my lucky blue coat above not a joke but an insult [Edited on 06.10.2011 12:20 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXGnarlyBullXx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pira7eHun7er Yo mamma's like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by mexicans all day.[/quote] terrible[/quote] Yo mamma's so ugly, even the devil says praise the lord. Just sayin.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pira7eHun7er Yo mamma's like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by mexicans all day.[/quote] terrible
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Yo mamma's like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by mexicans all day.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tukmolthegreat JUSIN BIEBER[/quote] no
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JUSIN BIEBER