[quote]Destiny is a previous generation first person shooter role playing game with minimal massively multiplayer online capability and featuring a precedented combination of cinematic and card storytelling, cooperative, competitive, and public gameplay that is all the same, and a few inpersonal activities that are woven into an unexpansive, unpersistent, and completely online world. Venture out alone or join up with friends to do the same thing over and over again for little to no rewards in a closed off world with little communication in game. The choice isn't yours.
Personalize and upgrade a few aspects of how you look and fight with a extremely limited combination of armor, weapons, and visual customizations only to be kicked off the server by our incompetence. Take your upgraded character into every mode, including campaign, cooperative, social, public, and competitive multiplayer, unless you don't have a connection to the internet or a upgraded membership with PlayStation Network or Xbox Live or 6 players to complete a raid on your choice of system.
Explore some of the ancient ruins of our solar system, from the redish dunes of Mars's backside to the some what lush jungles of Venus's only city, that are both completely infested with robots and aliens, in our restricted maps, which you won't be able to look at in game for any reason. Fight our RNG system and wield incredible weapons and powers that will eventually get toned down for their popularity rather then being over powered, to defeat your enemies most of the time. Reclaim all that we have lost, after we sell you our over priced expansions that have content that is already on the disk but locked.
Become a Legendary Farmer as you spend hours grinding the entire game.[/quote]
This Satire, it is not be taken seriously, no matter how true it may be. I made this in another post as a joke, we thought it was funny, I am sharing it now, don't get your panties in a twist over it.
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Edited by GHOSTfartz: 12/1/2014 11:39:27 PMI commend the effort! It's gave me a laugh or two... or three lol But it is definitely more accurate