You see, Democrats are like COD players. They don't want a skill gap. They want everyone to operate on a nearly equal playing field and maintain as close to a 1.0 K/D ratio as possible.
Republicans are true MLG. They want skill gaps in their "Life" game. Some people are better with a BR (equivalent: job) than others and they think they should be rewarded for their skill. Underhanded tactics within the rules are encouraged.
Unfortunately for us hardcore players, Democrats (just like CoD) are winning in the real world because they appeal to the masses of casuals who want to compete on a higher level than what they should be able to.
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Then was is conservatives?