The Covenant armada is approaching Earth and one lone hero stands between them and the annihilation of the entire human race.... Help us [i]Bungie Princess[/i], you're our only hope!
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Has anybody wondered why the Master Cheif never talks about his family? Well, now you know why. [Edited on 3/23/2006]
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[Image Removed] I have the exact same pants! I wanna helmet like that!
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Oh dear, it looks like we're cannon fodder for the covies. Not to worry! At least we still have little Johnny!
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We know where the next halo toy is coming from. "The Pink bobblehead MC." Bungie is hiding a secret that will devastate the world. The fact that they will put the MC Mountain Dew machine and this Spartan drinking from it to control the public. "All hail the New World order." [Edited on 3/13/2006]
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unsc has finnaly found the covenets weekness; they are all perverts. so we put this girl spartain out if front, sneek behind them and assasinate them all by hitting them in the back with our weapons. see, who needs mac guns?
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I thought this was the line for Episode III
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She should be in the princess leia slave outfit.lol
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she looks like a power ranger
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She ain't whereing a Bra!!!
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That shirt is horrible take it off.
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John 117-"Wow, their really buildin up on that bait fur the covenant." Harry 954-"Well, its workin real good, I mean she's hot." Casper 086-"Everyone's a critic." John 117-"Yeah man, I was kept alive by not bein attracted to her. If it wasn't fur my skills, she would of kept me here instead of on the pillar of autumn." Harry 954-"What dya mean? I have skills." John 117-"Then why were you not on the pillar?" Casper 086-"Maybe he just couldn't wait to ask her on a date." Harry 954-"Not! I won't ask her out ever!" *John an Casper cuckles* Casper 086-"Then why won't you stop lookin at her?" Harry 954-"I wasn't lookin at her, I was lookin at her!" *Harry points to a maid* Casper 086-"Then why dontcha aske her on a date?" Harry 954-"Okay, uh, fine. **. Hum." *Harry walks over to the maid an asks her on a date* Girl Spartan-"Eh, John. Wanna go on a date. I heard that ya destroyed the ring." John 117-"Yep, I did. I'm comin." Harry 954-"Why do the heros always get the dates?" Casper 086-"You weren't fit fur the job. Neither did you sign up to accompany them!" *Casper laughs sheepishly* *Harry has a frown*
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U got that right! Slap me it must be a dream of a hot chik in a dirtbike helmet just like u said. (pinch) oww,nope i still c her. i could get use to this.
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I am meeting u eveywhere now arnt i. joke below- halo princess- hello boys,wat u up 2 lately. Covenant blushes. Brute grunts at a grunt(dont ask me y.) Human recon-the enemy is takimg the bait. I repeat the enemy is taking the bait. human army is sneaking past the covenant. Covenant elite-Hi Bob. Human soldier named bob-hi stupid. And the covenant lose the prisnors. the humans win. the covenant curse and swear. And halo princess is givin a badge of courage and a badge of being hot. And the rest of it is just a cheesy story
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How come i c u on all the web. Ill have a joke below. Grunt-look how beautiful she is, im gonna ask her out. Covenant- No shes mine. Human soldier- looks like her charm and there lovesickness is going to win us a war. Brute- I dont understand wat the big deal is,obviously its a distraction or something stupid like that. (we all know the brute is just hiding his emmotions,or he is having a bad time because his girlfriend ditched him because he was too ugly.) The End
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See kids, don't do drugs and play Halo at the same time.
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I feel sorry for the Bungie princess, at least with pr0n stars, they know that they are getting looked at by guys who got a pair. All the Bungie princess gets is 13 year old boys. Yes, the same ones that squeak on live.
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Thats just a liitle bit retarted don't ya think. come on grow up noob
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"This is the spartan super-model, Spartan 778!!!"-Announcer All the boy spartans-"Wuw, sheez soe dwwemy!" LOL!!
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ur zipper was scared of hights so it just stayed down right? lol jk
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Girls only want guys with great skills! You know, like battle rifle skills, rocket launcher skills, sniper rifle skills...
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lol thats so funny :P
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Yeah, it's Master Chief with her suit off, what's so funny about that?
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I'll tap it. Let her call me Master Chief.
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pretty hawt... now lets see that mask and -blam!-y off plx ^.^ lol jk. kool pick though
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Hey real Sparten take it off