It was another day in the Tower, full of Christmas cheer.
Even Master Rahool lightened up as Christmas grew near.
And as snowflakes began to drift down from the sky..
The Traveler, for once, didn't seem about to die.
But all was not well for our Guardian crew..
As down from the sky, the Darkness it flew!
"Crota's power, what do we do!?"
Eris yelled, full fear. "If we don't stop Him Christmas is doomed!"
A band of Guardians raised arms and got ready.
As bullets aplenty rained very heavy.
But Crota's plan a success it had been.
He stole every present, decoration, and small Christmas tree pin!
The Tower in shambles, a shadow loomed over them all.
Christmas was ruined, for Crota could not fall!
But the Guardians stood strong, heroes its true.
"People!" One said. "We'll bring Christmas back to you!
Crota strikes fear into the heart of our people!
But our Light is so strong it can defeat any evil!"
And so them six ran, rode, and flew!
Off to the Hellmouth to secure Crota's doom!
One by one they went down into the pit..
All so afraid that at the bottom they would submit.
But at the bottom they saw an eternal black void.
Confused why no light from their Ghost was deployed..
But with Christmas at risk they braved Crota's trap!
No idea that Thralls waited to attack!
They ran, and they ran, until they could run no more.
Lucky for them was a rune on the floor.
And before them stood a large gate of light..
The end was so near, almost in sight..
Upon crossing through they were not on the moon..
But somewhere more sinister, as they'd learn all to soon.
The blade-wielder charged, and it slashed, and swung!
But verses six Guardians how could it have won?
A blade of dark in hand they crossed the bridge..
Where a gatekeeper Knight watched over the ridge.
Dark sword in hand the Guardian charged!
But alone it was difficult to fight an opponent so large..
Blood was spilled, ashes strewn.
But the Guardian's victory came all to soon..
Christmas' fate rests in their hands..
But this story is unfinished as it now stands.
I have not completed the raid, that's as far as I've gone..
The Gatekeeper actually never fell.. He actually won.
A fireteam I need and Christmas can still be saved!
And we'll get some really good loot on the way!
Come Guardians help me! (tomorrow)
I play on an Xbox 360!
Edit: Just so you know, folk, there is a complete version somewhere on these forums..
English
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I. Am. Dying! The ending, OH boy did I ever not see that ending coming! Sharing this with everyone.
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You sir are a boss. If I was on 360 I would totally play with you.
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Very well said
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I think I cried a little bit
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LOL way to go w the lyrics! cracked me up w crota grinch. oh, u prob r already set, but if room for one more, plz inv AoWolfaen ^D^
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Buddy, you just gained yourself about a hundred raid groups. XD
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Beautiful
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Edited by Fireskull72: 12/20/2014 7:24:46 PMI'd help but alas I'm on the One, Maybe someone else can help you get it done
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Edited by Cipher_73: 12/20/2014 8:56:54 PMLol. That was awesome and had me laughing at the end. I'd join and help your Christmas cause, but unfortunately I'm on PS4, so I have to pause. Don't worry too much for guardians are near. And they'll help you bring that Christmas cheer. I say this true, no matter where, no matter when. For Eris has spoken "It will be Crota's End!"
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Hahaha awesome! Add me on 360 if you want I will help you through! GT: DeadshotJackuri
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Nice👌
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Add me if u like nLs inferno we have a strong well experienced clan and will help u get this raid done
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Nice poem.
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I hereby present you with 1 million cookies for your poem, good sir. Have a very merry Christmas (or whatever holiday you acknowledge). Grace and peace to you, thoughtful guardian!
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Cool. Man. Cool.
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Love you man!
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That was beautiful, if I wasn't on PS4 I would help this new age poet
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Edited by Sarge74D: 12/20/2014 7:02:07 PMThat was the most epic group request I have ever seen. Hats off to you sir! Im also on 360 GT is the same as here add me any time good sir
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Edited by bumblebee353: 12/20/2014 6:56:10 PMThis was the best reading I've done on here . Ty for the smile while reading this . I'm also on 360 if u want another friend I'm a lvl 30 Titan my GT is same as k here
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This is was too good. I'd be happy to help, or you could just add me for future reference. Xbox 360 GT is hunterxtaylor :-)
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Dude that shit was awesome I had a smile reading the whole thing! I'm on ps4 and can't help but destinylfg.net is what will help save ur Christmas
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Your amazing! Keep doing this!
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Edited by Vanilla Pods: 12/20/2014 6:32:03 PMYou sir deserve a round of applause
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that was to good i would but im on the x1 man