• I promise will distribute big tiddy goth gfs to all OffTopicans
• I promise to banish all the hecking liberals into Tartarus
• I promise to establish a Robbie Rotten as our forumcinal spirit animal
• I promise, very truly, that I will make a version of Despacito for the OffTopic forum. It will be glorious.
• Obligatorily, I will lock Ninjas in a dark basement off the coast of Africa, strip them of their power, and force them to play the Halo 5: Guardians campaign as they sob over what Bungie once was.
Well I tried. May the best candidate win, and with it, may they gain many fake internet ego points.
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Ooh. Those are some pretty excellent promises. That definitely improves your chances of me voting for you
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My vote goes to you
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You have my vote
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looks like a good deal
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Too bad 343i made the halo 5 campaign :(
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b u m p
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