Thanks for showing up! We've been waiting on your @$$!
You are here… for
"C-O-O-K-I-E
R-E-D-E-M-P-T-I-O-N!
from ANYWERE!" (TM)
Sounds good, OH YEAH
But first don’t forget to Like and Subscribe to the channel so that I can live that PHAT life. If we get 1000 likes I’ll get off my lazy @$$ and make said channel.
Let's goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Whatever platform you're on (except KFConsole):
Step 0: Log into the game #durrrrrrrrrrrrr
Step 1: Collect dawning associated crap, in this case [u]Chitin Powder and Multifaceted flavors[/u]. And essence; don’t forget the essence.
Step 2: Bake said crap into [u]Bright Dusted Snowballs[/u] for your favorite smurfette [u]Tess[/u] with your Eva brand whoop-dee-do Oven.
Step 3: Now for cookie redemption:
From anywhere in game.
Steps 4 thru 72:
-[u]Open the Eververse store[/u], I said it (moohahhahahahahahah; hook, line, and sinker. You're welcome Bungo)
-[u]Redeem cookie for gift
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[b]***Fight the urge to spend your loot on the cash cow that is Eververse which should be sunset LoL [/b](#MOOOOOOOOOOOO right @ ya Seraphim Crypto :) #betrayal #sorrynotsorry
-[u]Cycle the menu[/u] to the left or right [u]to leave the store page[/u]
-[u]Cycle the menu back to the store[/u]
-[u]Redeem the next cookie for your gift[/u]
-[u]Repeat[/u]
Ka-Boom!
Do it.
Or don't.
Peace Guardians.
EDIT: For those without a sense of humor or better yet folks without a morbid sense of humor [u][b]I have underlined the instructions[/b][/u]
EDIT2.0: well... it's official... after having enjoyed an extremely fine 18 year we'll call Chivas... I have reread my post and your comments. I am truly sorry for having infected any of you with my crazy... truly... sorry
EDIT 2.1 Merry Christmas
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"Honey? What are you doing?" "Baking cookies." "You're playing a video game. Why on earth are you making cookies?" "Because I've lost control of my life."
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Dude, I split my sides laughing so hard as I read through well done thank you and Merry Christmas to you and all!
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Banya-Ceti You make some valid points and I agree that ever verse should be removed from this game. But Whether we wanted it or not, we’ve stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let’s get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta’aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
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Merry Christmas
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C IS FOR COOKIE THATS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME [spoiler]OMNOMNOMNOMNOM[/spoiler]
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I'm still stuck on 'Accept all Cookies' pop up! Help!
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Stuck on step 0. Help!1!
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My wife ask me what I was doing and I told her “ I’m baking cookies”; now get your ass back in the kitchen and make me some hot cocoa!!!
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Sir I upgraded mine to masterwork easy bake oven. It’s op especially in pvp😎
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Instructions still unclear, stuck in Silver Redeem loop. [spoiler]Also, huh?[/spoiler]
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Nom nom nom cookies! I wonder if they can show the stats to us on which class made the most cookies.. 🎄🎄 Do hunters bake? Can Titans follow basic directions? #locksarebae
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Confirmed. I am rolling in the cookies!!
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Wtf is this sh..t?
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Lost me at “login to the game”
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I ended up on the cookie clicker site, but I never left Destiny. Help me! I’m scared and smell like freshly baked cookies.
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Steps 18 through 22 aren't working for me.
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Ok I actually like this. Hope you have a merry Christmas!
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You forget to plug your G-Fuel sponsor code bro!!!